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What oddly specific color palate are you?

Taken from: @kit-just-kit Tagging: YOU

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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me after work

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// THEY LEGIT NAMED RALPH'S CHARACTER IN 28 YEARS LATER "IAN" AFLKJSDFKLDSJFSDF

I did it first

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"Well, in me defence: tha' wasn't on a job." As if that would make anything better. "If I ge' hurt, which is unloikely, ye know Ian's gonna come t'ye. Even if ye two don't see eye t'eye."

"You know......you say that then something goes wrong and I'm left in the dark, not knowing a bloody thing. What if you get into trouble? What if you get hurt? Again?".

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// I was re-watching Titanic last week and I think it broke me. Doesn't make it easier that there was an exhibition with original artefacts one hour away from me and I didn't learn about it until it was too late, and all that Munich gets this month is the "virtual reality Titanic exhibition". Sure. I'm gonna pay 40 quid to see a fucking CGI ship. Fuck you.

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// I just pictured Eric reading Goosebumps to his kids and adflkajsdfklasdf

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"Happy birthday, my love! The Tom Ford silk polo and suede trainers will look fabulous on you I think. The brownies are as delicious as you are and the mug will be just as good filled with Irish coffee as it will Guiness! I love you Eric Brandon, from your wifey Kit x"

@kit-just-kit

"Fuck me, I luv tha'! Ye a'ways know wha' ta ge' me, baby. Thank you."

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// Happy birthday, Eric. My best boy 🍰🍸

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"You?... A God?.... God help us all....-- Devil is more like it. Or maybe holy jester."

@richardxoliverxmayhew

"Y'know wha' - I loike tha' even be'er."

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"SexGod - literally the easiest question I've ever had to answer!"

If my muse was a god, what kind of god would they be?

@kit-just-kit

"I really don't know wha' ye mean..."

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If my muse was a god, what kind of god would they be?

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"Baby when you smile at me that way, you can make me any damn thing you want to!".

@kit-just-kit

"...no need ta say any more, baby."

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"Well, I mean, we don't have ta take 'em back, do we?"

"Wai' - yer parents're in town? Since when? How long? Why didn' ye tell me? Do they--they don't wanna see me, do they?"

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"Ye mean...we're gonna give the kids 'way for a noigh' 'gain so I can...admoire me personal Catwoman? I'm sure we can foind a noice perfect suit onloine."

"Not sure the terminology of 'giving them away' is apropo, even if only for one night. But seeing as my parents are in town and wanting to see them, I think we could segue that into them taking Niamh and Tommy for the full weekend, if we're lucky. So I'll sort that and the suit.....you get your admiring eyes at the ready, yes?".

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"Wha'-" Eric shook his head. "No." He sat down on the offered chair, turning to Kit. "Ye know I can't give ye details, it's too dangerous. The less ye know, the be'er." That had always been rule number one, and he had rarely ever broken it for Kit.

"You do realise that the more you say 'small and tiny', the more I know it's neither of those things, right?"

She sat down at the kitchen table and pushed out the other chair for him to take - if Eric was going to do this, Kit needed all the details, up front and in full.

"Okay, date, location, target, payment......give me the facts?".

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"Happy St Patrick's Day! How about I go put these on while you drink a pint of Guiness, then you can come take them off me again?".

@kit-just-kit

"Wha' a waste...I'm in. Wanna share a drink? I can make y'an Oirish car bomb."

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