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*the marauders talking about being animagi*

sirius: see you guys are just never gonna understand how painful being a dog is. the claws and the fur shedding and the- @erinisfruity

james: sirius

sirius: -stupid tail and the urge to howl at everything and-

james: SIRIUS

sirius: -the EARS THAT JUST KEEP PRICKING UP ALL THE TIME I CAN’T CONTROL THEM

james: SIRIUS HES STANDING RIGHT FUCKING THERE

remus: *standing in the corner of the room*

sirius: oh

remus: yeah i can’t imagine what that must feel like

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mcgonagall: im guessing it was you four who splattered fake blood all over the charms classroom walls and scared off the first years?

remus: no- never-

james: US? we would never commit such a sin!

peter: *going bright red* @erinisfruity

mcgonagall:

sirius: ACTUALLY it was a potions classroo-

remus: *slapping his hand over sirius’ mouth* SHH

mcgonagall: i’ll be seeing you all in detention at lunchtime?

james: yes professor

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hc: james was innocent before he went to hogwarts, but when he met sirius he filled him in on every inappropriate thing he knew about

fleamont: son, i think it’s about time we have this talk.

11 year old james: about what? sex? drugs?

fleamont: wha- HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF? i was going to talk to you about puberty

james: @erinisfruity

fleamont: sirius told you, didn’t he?

james:

fleamont: that little bastard

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can we all please agree that james was a MAJOR theatre kid. i just can’t imagine him not being one of those kids who belted out broadway/west end songs in the shower and randomly slipped into dramatic monologues in conversations. and don’t get me started on him confessing his love to lily. HE WOULD GO ALL OUT. like he would probably sing some incredibly cringe song from a musical to her in the great hall at dinner, probably while standing ontop of the table with a goblet as a microphone and his glasses askew. and i have no clue why but i just KNOW his favs would be hamilton and beetlejuice. he would just unhealthily obsess over every song from them. @erinisfruity

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*james testing sirius on potions in the common room by the fireplace*

james: name one ingredient used in the luck potion on page 14 chapter 2-

sirius: rosemary extract!

james: damn you’re on fire @erinisfruity

sirius: duh i know i am

james: no seriously- you’re on fire!

sirius: haha funny my names sirius.

james: YOU’RE ON FUCKING FIRE SIRIUS!

sirius: *looks down at his robes dipping into the fireplace* WHAT THE- IM ON FIRE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME JAMES

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james and lily trying to have a date night:

james: wait did you lock the door?!

lily: yeah. did you turn off all the lights??

james: i think so… @erinisfruity

lily: hey we shouldn’t be worrying about these things this is a date

james: yeah you’re right

*ten minutes later*

james: shit did we leave the oven on?!

lily: maybe we should just go back home-

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remus being paranoid about exams and overstudying

sirius: moony it’s 1am and you’re STILL revising?! @erinisfruity

remus: no..

sirius: then what are all those books?

remus: uh- they’re just story books i’m reading..ive really been into charles dickens lately, heard of him?

sirius: they’re textbooks aren’t they.

remus: NO

sirius: put those away and get some rest!

remus: just one more practice essay plea-

sirius: BED. NOW.

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cute lil wolfstar headcanon/mini scenario that is actually HAPPY because this fandom is getting a bit too depressing rn

remus was the only one that was into abba, and he was obsessed with them. like- obsessed obsessed. but he respected the fact his friends didn’t like them so he never played abba when they were together. however, whenever he was up in the dorm by himself he couldn’t help but steal sirius’ record player and stick on an abba record while he studied. a simple abba study session soon turned into a little karaoke session under his breath, which soon turned into a full on dance party on his bed. jumping around messing up his bedsheets, using a quill as a pretend microphone to belt out the lyrics into, crumpling up his paperwork because he accidentally danced on top of it - this boy would have the time of his life. one stormy afternoon, remus was having his little abba session while the others had gone out to watch a quidditch match, when sirius came back unexpectedly early. of course, remus was unaware of this because he had been given an exact time by james to meet at the great hall to eat dinner altogether. when sirius climbed up the creaky stairs, he heard the faint tune of ‘dancing queen’ coming from his shared dorm, and a very remus-like voice singing along. sirius clicked open the door as quiet as he could, and peered inside, seeing an incredibly energetic remus lupin dancing ontop of his bed to his own record player. he stayed standing in the doorway watching remus jump and sing (even though he couldn’t think of anything worse than an abba song in his opinion) trying to suppress a grin forming on his face. he could have just walked in and embarrassed the dancing boy, but he didn’t want to disturb him. it meant the world to sirius to see him so happy. how could he ever forgive himself for disturbing a happy remus lupin? @erinisfruity

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lily and james in their house doing laundry

lily: AGH i can’t fit the last few shirts on the rack

james: we might have to use the door handle or something

lily: hang on, could you transform real quick??

james: uh..why? @erinisfruity

lily: just do it

james: okay *transforms into a stag*

lily: *hangs two shirts on james’ antlers*

lily: thanks! *grins*

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remus: do you think i’m a nerd?

sirius: totally

remus: oh

sirius: @erinisfruity

remus:

sirius: a very cute one may i add

james taking notes and gazing at lily: i should read more

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remus and sirius deciding on a couple name

remus: i was thinking……wolfstar *jazz hands*

sirius: oh @erinisfruity

remus: what?? what’s wrong with it? it’s perfect! wolf is me, and star is you

sirius: but i wanted to be first-

remus: seriously? what so just ‘starwolf’ then? that sounds stupid

sirius: PERFECTION.

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james: pads what the hell are you doing?

sirius packing up boxes of his stuff: i’m moving out.

james: what?! why? @erinisfruity

sirius already stepping out the door: remus slept in his own bed last night. clearly i’m not wanted here so i’m moving dorms

james: so he’s not allowed to sleep in HIS OWN bed?

sirius: no! i’m his boyfriend hes meant to sleep in mine! MY BED. OUR BED.

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james walking into the common room: you know, i’ve been thinking…

sirius:

remus: @erinisfruity

peter:

sirius: ?

remus: what?

lily: …what have you been thinking james?

james already flipping through a quidditch magazine: hmm? oh did i say something??

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sirius: moony, what does being drunk feel like?

remus: ummm…basically you kinda go blurry and do stupid things, make stupid decisions, your mind goes fuzzy

sirius: oh @erinisfruity

remus: basically like becoming sirius black for a few hours

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sirius: y’know, i don’t think this whole ‘act like friends but are actually dating’ thing is going to work

remus: what?! why?? @erinisfruity

sirius: well because i don’t like the fact i have to sit across from you in the great hall everyday and watch you sip tea and be cute and hide the fact my INSIDES ARE FLIPPING INSIDE OUT AND I CANT FEEL MY TOES

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remus: let me guess, another leather jacket

sirius holding a shopping bag: yes. do you have a problem with that sir?

remus: that’s like the 6th one you’ve bought- THEYRE ALL THE SAME JACKET

sirius: ummm…no. they are all different types and thicknesses of leather

remus: i literally can’t see any difference

sirius: well there is a very clear difference to me okay? and you can’t talk, have you SEEN the amount of knitted sweaters you’ve got in your closet? @erinisfruity

remus:

sirius: that’s what i thought

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remus: pads! come here please

james: oh shit mate you’re in trouble

sirius: oh god oh god

sirius: *walks over to remus* …yeah?

remus: any idea where at least an eighth of my chocolate stash went?

sirius: uh no sorry

remus: really? @erinisfruity

sirius: yeah i’m sure

remus: …then what’s this? *wipes away the chocolate on sirius’ lip with his sleeve*

sirius: um its- it’s from-

remus: nice try love