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forever wishing fujimaki drew Akashi with accurate bangs after the scissor hair cutting scene at the winter cup stairs. even in an ng shuu. just give that 15 year old a choppy, ugly ass baby bang hair cut. it’s what he deserves

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the palette of a sickly victorian child

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Kurokise is my favorite tbf smashing them with hammers

Redraw of a @\crawfishcomic comic

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What is Cribbage?

Cribbage is a card game for 2-4 players. It uses a board with 121 holes per row, with 2-3 rows. Pegs are used to track the progress of the game as players score their-

No, sorry. That’s not right. Let me try again.

Cribbage is the news radio on an old shop speaker in the kitchen as the snow falls outside. The clock on the wall ticks, a steady beat. The kettle boils, and grandma frets about what meat to take out for dinner. I turn on the fireplace and sit beside it as grandpa deals grandma in for a game against my parents. I am five years old.

No, wait. That’s not right either. Let me try again.

Cribbage is a card game where the goal is to be the first to score 121 points. The game has three phases; the deal, the play, and the show-

No. That’s still not right. Let me try again.

Cribbage is when the sun has gone down and we’re all tired from a day in the summer sun. Grandpa looks me in the eyes as I carefully count out the cards. Ten, eleven, twelve. It’s my crib. I have four fives in my hand, and a Jack. I’m about to put a five in my crib when my dad grabs my shoulder and stops me. I score 28 points. I am fifteen years old.

No. No. Hang on, from the top. Let me try again.

Cribbage is a card game where the number fifteen has immense value. Adding cards to fifteen gives two points no matter how you do it or where it comes from. Fifteens are counted in a pattern: fifteen-two, fifteen-four, fifteen-six…

No. I’ll get this eventually. Let me try again.

Cribbage is when the same kitchen clock ticks in a new house as I play cards against my grandma. She smiles as she deals us in. I pick up my cards. They’re great. I laugh as my grandpa, armchair general that he is, gleefully informs grandma that I have three hands to her one (whatever that means.) I am twenty-five years old.

Wait. No. One more try.

Cribbage is a card game for 2-4 players where the objective is to be the first to score 121 points. It is closely associated with the number 15. It is a game about family where the goal is to spend time with the people you love.

Everyone wins.

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Daylight savings time got me feeling like regigigas with slow start. Like jirachi sleeping in the rock. Feels like celebi visited me at night and stole an hour and then munna visited me at night and stole all the energy I would've gotten from dreams.

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uhhhhhh hi

could I request a toh rosegold doodle of them hugging or just hanging out?

Dusting off my old toh ideas folder for this one. Hamity worsties of all time. I think they got really into chess together for a while. I don't think they were any good at it.

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white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

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This is so nice omg hello 😺😺😻😻😻

Hey @evilfarmin ! I was your secret Valentine for @knbexchange 🧡

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kitty cat time with meowmine and nyakashi :3 🐱🐱🐱😺😺🐱🐱😺

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Akashi is 5'5.

Reblog with a headcanon you have about a KnB character.

I'll start: Kise has a sweet tooth!

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thank you soooooo much ❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶😭😭😭 for the present and all the love & care & thought that went into making it i loved it so much and it means the world to me i’m actually speechless i just loved it so much. i blew a kiss to the sky for you as thank you

I'm glad you like them! I really had a lot of fun with your prompts. ☺☺♥♥♥♥♥✌️✌️✌️✌️

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@deargravity hello again! shimmer nail polish.....

@knbexchange good another morning

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Hi @deargravity happy valentines gift exchange! They are at the beach + some context + some jokes ^_^

@knbexchange hi ^^ 👐

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Obscure Anime of The Day:

Cute High Earth Defense Club Love! Love!

Aired: 2015

Genres: Comedy, Magic, School, Shoujo, Slice of Life

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He has the most emo fucking bangs and open gears attached to his head. This boy is oops all pinch points hazard. We love the ticket eater machine at an arcade.

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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Ladies guess who just escaped from federal prison 😏