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“Pokémom”

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In 2008, Joseph Schooling met his childhood hero Michael Phelps. 

In 2016, Joseph beat Michael for Olympic Gold.

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Popular TV shows, as described in the worst way possible:

Supernatural: Three well-meaning individuals make poor life decisions, cause apocalyptic events more than anyone reasonably should.

Hannibal: A man is offered free psychiatric care. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

Steven Universe: A young boy is raised by an excessive amount of colorful lesbian space moms.

Orange is the New Black: You are given the world's gayest and most interesting supporting cast, but must pay for it by having to suffer the world's most annoying main character.

Stranger Things: Young girl just wants to peacefully enjoy eggos, is prevented from doing so by the actions of supernatural creatures and generally shitty adults.

The Powerpuff Girls: An entertaining, enjoyable, and beloved show, revived years after just so its creators can spit on everything you loved about it.

The 100: Lures you in with an interesting premise and lesbian warrior queens, only to brutally kill them while their bisexual lovers watch.

Game of Thrones: Life is awful but at least there's dragons.

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As Trump’s campaign spirals out of control, Clinton seems to be coasting. The Daily Show has more.

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says who?

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the less people i have to associate with, the better.

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*Dangerous Woman starts playing* Friend 1: Don’t start Friend 2: I’m begging you Me:

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date a girl who’s never gonna give you up