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LOTS OF MICE IN MY ROOM. AN INTROVERT MIGHT BE UPSET BY THIS, BUT I WELCOME IT. MORE FRIENDS TO HANG OUT WITH. I LOVE HAVING A MOUSE FRIEND IN MY ROOM ALWAYS!! ITS JUST A SHAME MOST OF THE MICE ARE SUCH INTROVERTS :( COME ON BUDDY YOU CAN TALK TO ME *SQUEAK*

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HELLO‼️ I AM THE ENLIGHTENED EXTRAVERT ❤️

YOU CAN CALL ME "PARTY BOY" 🎉 I CREATED THIS BLOG TO FIGHT AGAINST THE EVILS OF INTROVERT PROPAGANDA AND SHOW PEOPLE THE PATH TO AN EPIC, EXTRAVERTED EXISTENCE. I LOVE PARTIES, LIVELY DEBATE, PUBLIC TRANSPORT, ICEBREAKER ACTIVITIES SUCH AS ON THE FIRST DAY AT A NEW SCHOOL OR WORKPLACE, AND BEING UNEMPLOYED SO I CAN SPEND ALL MY TIME SOCIALISATION MAXXING 🗣️

DO NOT INTERACT:

I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE ON THIS LIST AS AN EXTRAVERT I WOULD LIKE TO ENCOURAGE THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF INTERACTIONS POSSIBLE 🙏

INTERACTION ENCOURAGED:

INTROVERTS ‼️ I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU AND FOR YOU TO SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS. I HOLD NO HATE IN MY HEART FOR YOU. I HATE THE SIN, NOT THE SINNER

SOCIALISTS. I AM POLITICALLY ALIGNED WITH SOCIALISM AS IT CONTAINS "SOCIAL", WHICH IS ADMIRABLE IN AND OF ITSELF, AND CONDUSIVE TO EXTRAVERSION

AUTISTICS, OR ANYONE ELSE WHO TENDS TO HARBOUR A SINCERE AND INTENSE INTEREST OF ANY KIND, AS THEY MAKE FOR THE GREATEST CONVERSATION PIECES

ANYONE THROWING A PARTY OR SOCIAL EVENT IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU AND BE INVITED

MY FELLOW EXTRAVERTS. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR SOCIALISATION MAXXING TIPS

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NOT HAVING ANY SOCIAL PLANS FOR THE DAY DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU FROM EXTRAVERTING. HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIGHT INTROVERSION ON YOUR DAY OFF:

TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS ON THE PHONE. ITS NOT AS GOOD AS FACE TO FACE EXTRAVERTING BUT IT WILL SUFFICE IN A PINCH

LISTEN TO EXTRAVERTED MUSIC (ONE DIRECTION, KESHA, SKRILLEX, ETC)

PUT ON A PODCAST WHILE YOU DO THINGS SO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE PART OF A LIVELY DISCUSSION

GO ON A BUS OR ANOTHER FORM OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT. THERE IS LOTS OF OPPORTUNITY FOR MICRO SOCIALISATIONS SUCH AS "oh, you can have my seat, im getting off at the next stop!", "is this the train to (xyz)?" AND "thank you driver!"

IF YOU ARE WATCHING VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET, LEAVE AS MANY LIKES AND COMMENTS AS POSSIBLE. THESE ARE SMALL FORMS OF SOCIAL EXPRESSION TO LIVEN UP YOUR DAY

GO OUTSIDE WITH CIGARETTES BUT NO LIGHTER, SO YOU CAN ASK PEOPLE "hey, sorry do you have a lighter?" BOOM, SOCIAL INTERACTION COMPLETED

EAT EXTRAVERTED FOOD SUCH AS PIZZA AND CAKE (THESE ARE PRO SOCIAL THEY ARE OFTEN CONSUMED AT PARTIES)

FEEL FREE TO ADD OR SEND ANY TIPS YOU HAVE FOR EXTRAVERTING WITHOUT ANY SOCIAL PLANS FOR THE DAY :)