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New marvel hero whose power is to throw his arms back and scream BE NICE TO ME and there’s like a mild sonic blast and pulse of blue light that kicks up dust. And afterwards the bad guy attacking him has to point the gun away and be like hey I’m sorry man. Let’s just go get a bite to eat. Do you want a bj? I’ll give you a bj to make up for it. Right here right now. But the fighting doesn’t stop like the villains goons are still stabbing people and breaking shit and looting and shooting bullet at the other heroes they just specifically will be nice to the guy who screamed be nice to me and none of the other heroes are allowed to chastise him for getting a make up blow job on the battlefield or leaving to go get a sandwich during active combat because his nice blast affected them as well.
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twice as many stars as usual 💫🐄
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
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The beauty of planet earth
I didn't finish this, hence the unrendered feet. but I feel like I've spent too much time not to post
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Do you think two girls could on purpose kissed?
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my beautiful nonbinary child named superglue who loves to chase me with garden shears
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me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...
my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone
me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right
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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade
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If anyones wondering how the Tally Hall fandom is doing on the other side of the internet, someone started a joke about a made up 6th member named Dave and it has gotten severely out of hand






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i remember when someone was complaining about their partner being late for shit allll the time and someone was like ‘oh they MUST have adhd and they just can’t help it,’ so i was like ‘hey, yeah, i have adhd, i get this, here are some things other people with adhd can do to help with this problem’
and like five different people just went ‘um time blindness is REAL and you must just not have a severe enough case :/ but there’s no fixing this’
and it’s just…….. is this how we beat ableism? by just pretending that we aren’t in control of our actions at all?
that instead of having conversations about maybe offering more leeway and empathy for people’s struggles while ALSO equipping people with better tools to help themselves
we’re just gonna go ‘yeah, actually, neurodivergent people are wholly incapable of personal will and are ruled by their neurodivergence and can’t be expected to help themselves or other people in any way.’
like i get that some things are truly harmless or truly cannot be helped but… some things… can be worked on. maybe not “cured” or “fixed” but like… worked on. and maybe we should make that info more accessible rather than pretending like its ableist to like… offer tips or maybe not let people entirely off the hook for behaviour they can manage
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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
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