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Ezio Auditore in ASSASSIN’S CREED: BROTHERHOOD

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meeee

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!

the song is La Seine And I from A Monster In Paris

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What a good coincidence, messer Leonardo.

Yo, I finally have some energy to draw. Ahahaha.

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Like to think in the Creed universe there's just a shitton of sketches of Ezio in Leonardo's books and journals and historians have been spending over a 2 hundred years trying to figure out who he is and why he was so important and it's lead to some of the wildest discourse among the art community. Everything from "he was one of Da Vinci's lovers" to "he was depicting one of the saints and this is proof he was secretly very religious" and all things inbetween

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when a fix hasn't been updated in 8 yrs truly gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

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bringing this back to put basin at no. 8 because he brought patterns back & the little medallions are cute. + bonus points for getting the titties out thank you for your service good sir 🫡

assassins ranked by fashion sense because i said so

(playable characters edition)

1. evie frye. knows how to dress, layers well, rocks every colour. knows how to be sophisticated, sexy, cute & practical all at the same time teach me your ways miss frye. + 10000 points for the cut, colour, collar, neckline & all out awesomeness of this outfit alone 😍😍

1.5. jacob frye. good style runs in the frye family. similar notes as above. wears the hell out of a top hat. only person to look hot in a flatcap. somehow achieves "perfect english gentlemen" and "loud troublemaking brit" depnding on which jacket he chooses.

2. arno dorian. is the reason the french are considered "fashionable". cool jacket nice capes stylosh hoods. wears ridiculously bright colour combination and pulls them all off. tight pants. titty shirt

3. ezio auditore. you cant kill borgias if you ain't cute. def the first guy who saw boring old white assassin robes and said fuck that im dyeing it green and adding a matching cape. A+ layering. A+ branding. added flair to every armour piece he collected. turned

This into THIS

4. aveline de grandpre. dressed for the part and was the only one to actually dress for the part. super cute "pirate" assassin blend outfit + super cute dresses.

5. bayek of siwa. no words here just please see THIS post 😘😘

(you think aya would marry a man with bad fashion sense? 😌)

6. kassandra of sparta. looks cute in everything. applies war makeup if necessary. shows her thighs and her swords an equal amount good for her.

7. shay cormac. knew he looked good in black and stuck to it (tell me he didnt turn to the templars cause he got sick of wearing white). lots of leather. honestly probably never got hat hair.

8. connor kenway/ ratonhnhaké:ton. made wearing red white and blue fashionable. has a nice cut to his coat. shoulders for days and he knows it.

8. altair ibn la'ahad. ranks higher for the Iconic Assassin Robes. simple but effective design. defined the cut & shape of everyone else robes since.

9. edward kenway. simple design. nice simple cut and shape. accessorizes. man bun. guns on show (literally). probs not to well dressed for th weather tho 😬. cutest best dressed pirate tho.

10. eivor. little colour variation, shape or cut. lots of fur & metal. points for the no shirt, however ranked very low for the bear hat. you hate to see it.

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2 tickets for Barbie please

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modern AC cutscenes be like

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civillains when bumping into ezio, causing him to roll into the floor: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!! ARE YOU STUPID?

civillains being shoved/hit by bayek of siwa: YES SIR SORRY SIR I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, THANK YOU FOR BUMPING INTO ME, HAVE A GREAT DAY SIR

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‘I… I don’t know who to trust anymore.”

@nebulacrum the latest chapter of Valzer Sentimentale had me going insane.

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ok but the real tragedy of assassin's creed will always be the spiralling domino effect that underlies the series and that every protagonist is fundamentally just a pawn in a bigger game they'll never see and that they'll never be able to change because they are just a single piece of a puzzle which also means that every single tragedy that had happened to them doesn't matter to the predetermind bigger picture because it always had to happen the trauma was just collateral you can't escape it. altair watched his family die just so he could pass on a key. ezio's watched his family die so he could deliver one message that wasn't even meant for him. kassandra watched centuries rise and pass and empires crumble because she was only needed to pass on the staff to someone else.

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jacob frye sketch i never posted

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Do you ever wonder what might have happened if we had not been separated by the north sea so early in our lives? AC Valhalla ◊ Vili Hemmingson Artbreeder + Photoshop Take a look at this wonderful Eivor by @stresspasser ♡

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"In a world without gold, we might have been heroes."

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#its about your entire life boiling down to one moment and realising you are so insignificant in the grand scheme of things#you are a pawn with a job. and your suffering wasnt worth it @nebulacrum 

ok but the real tragedy of assassin's creed will always be the spiralling domino effect that underlies the series and that every protagonist is fundamentally just a pawn in a bigger game they'll never see and that they'll never be able to change because they are just a single piece of a puzzle which also means that every single tragedy that had happened to them doesn't matter to the predetermind bigger picture because it always had to happen the trauma was just collateral you can't escape it. altair watched his family die just so he could pass on a key. ezio's watched his family die so he could deliver one message that wasn't even meant for him. kassandra watched centuries rise and pass and empires crumble because she was only needed to pass on the staff to someone else.