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"a real human"

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"they're just friends" nobody knows them like they know each other they've kissed multiple times off screen their heart beats in others chest they want each other dead they have rough sex when they're free are you blind

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Get yourself someone who'd look in awe at you despite looking like a feral gremlin ✨

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Teen skk but they casually bonk their head for no reason. Like two cats bumping their heads. You see Chuuya standing and texting and here comes Dazai. He bumps their head together (from front) to peek at the screen.

"Who are you texting?"

"Your mom"

Dazai taking a nap somewhere and here comes Chuuya to full force smash his forehead against Dazai’s only to say

"Let's go to the arcade"

"I'm not a child like you"

"We're both 15 Dazai"

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Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!

Cons of being an artist:

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dazai with glasses (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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I’ve been trying so hard to make ‘Age Regression Little Dazai Osamu’ a filterable tag and this is what they do… 26/27 of these are age regression fics seriously ao3 what is your beef with age regression

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they should invent sleeping that makes you less tired

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I did some movie posters for chainsaw man.

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this is my crush and this is her girlfriend

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Dazai, in a high voice, holding Barbie: hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Chuuya, in a deep voice, holding Ken: nonsense Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids

Kouyou: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Dazai, still holding the Barbie: playing systematic oppression

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Rest in Peace, Andre Braugher.

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I just think she’s neat

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im sorry for the newcomers in the fandom i know everyone's rediscovering old stuff but i swear if i hear or read the word "persassy" one more time i'll just

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Sherry and her parents 🫶🏼