a relative at every family gathering: why no boyfriend?
what i want to say: the reality of being in an actual romantic relationship is actually terrifying and i’m much more comfortable entertaining the idea of having a boyfriend than actually getting one like there’s a 99.9% chance that i’ll be disappointed probably because i’ve idealized the concept in my head and my instinct to run away from intimacy combined with my high standards is a recipe for an emotional disaster and also my freedom holy shit i love my freedom and i take no shit and will drop your ass if you hurt me and i have dreams that don’t involve boys and i don’t want to waste my time on something that isn’t endgame for me like dating isn’t fun for me at all i don’t understand and i mean can you imagine bearing your soul to a person who has the power to destroy you like wHY THE FUCK—
what i always say: idk i’m just focusing on school
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doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.
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will somebody PLEASE take one for the team and have sex with me
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Red Velvet + 100M YouTube views (so far) 🏆🏆🏆✨
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nO mOMmy NYum NyUm
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[IG] 180828 lalalalisa_m: ✨ARENA TOUR✨ I💟BLINKS
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Also sorry my locals/old followers this is now a part time blackvelvet blog, don’t hate the player ♡
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Can they literally all step on me one by one??
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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