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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit
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Son of cupid arrives from Camp Jupiter and kill bill sirens begin blaring in Nico's brain.
Nico: Keep him away from me or I'm gonna end up committing another homicide.
Will: Calm down, Nico, you'll be fi-
Will: What do you mean ANOTHER?
Nico: Did I not mention Bryce before?
Will: Who the fuck is Bryce?!
Nico: No one, now.
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dan howell is probably why i’m into brown eyes
#brown eyes#dan howell#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#phan#dan and phil#phandom#eyes#whiskers#ladders#glabella#phan is real#phil lester#phil is not on fire#amazing phil#dan and phil games#dan vs phil
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the trogs of the riordian verse are my favorite thing especially bc i imagine them looking like the trogs from disenchantment
lil trog guys utilizing, drinking, and fishing the river styx
what legends
#book#fandom#toa#trials of apollo#the sun and the star#tsats#pjo hoo toa#pjo hoo toa tsats#disenchantment#troglodyte#trog#trogs#funny#books#book worm#bookworm#nico di angelo#nico and will#will solace#the underworld#lester#apollo#river styx
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gale the guy who has eaten countless magical items over here like Well it’s kind of weird that he has to eat blood :/ i don’t know how i feel about that. stones in glass houses, my man
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i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents
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Luke was an invasive species in the tatooine ecosystem if you think about it, like he grew up in a space deathworld full of bounty hunters and slavers and this pansy boy was like ugh.... this place is so boring.. nothing to do... what do you MEAN you moisture boy sandstorms come in once a month there's the constant danger of tusken raiders jabba tries to raise the water tax every other week there's a fight in the marketplace every single day, what do you MEAN its boring
He shot womprats in his spare time and he was like oh.. so boring.. so bland :((( meanwhile the womprats are feral creatures the size of a wolf that can bite your head off, he threaded the needle with his skyhopper in breakneck speed and he was like :] fun and wacky activities to do with your friends,, seriously it's no wonder that he took all the wacky jedi stuff in stride because that's literally what's normal for him. Insane stuff happening all around him is just another Taungsday, he did shit like this every day after his chores were done on Tatooine. As a jedi he's like oh golly gee! Another beautiful day of smashing stuff and raising hell! His head is full of flowers. But those flowers are carnivorous and also insane
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Things that would fix Star Wars characters
Maul: a stress ball
Anakin: a tiny Lego pod racer set
yoda: nothing he’s irreparable
kenobi: like a little bit of spice in his food. not the drug I’m talking about adding at least some salt and pepper. maybe adding some colour to his wardrobe idk
palpatine: a little cat to sit in his lap. it wouldn’t fix the guy but it would make the movies more enjoyable for me personally.
owen lars: nothing doesn’t need fixing he’s perfect as is
Jocasta nu: a sheet of gold Star stickers
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one thing i love about vader's armor is its impassivity. the mask is opaque and completely expressionless, while vader underneath it is in some form of perpetual organ failure, hovering near septic shock, starving and ready to throw up at the same time, bleeding. gangrenous, etcetera. like you pull off his mask and he goes from a distant oubliette, impassive, to very wet, very pathetic, slightly gooey. i think part of the reason vader getting unmasked is so satisfying is because it's like ripping out the claws and teeth of a tiger. without the armor he's just wildly ill under there.
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clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent
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