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had a dream i got framed for murder in kindergarten for selling colored plastic cups to 4 guys who happened to die a week later that was IMMEDIATELY followed up by a dream abt a youtube influencer releasing a rap about pretending to be a pig during sex

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I went into your mind and liked and reblogged your thought

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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    

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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

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April 22nd, 2024

Today's Dog: Lakeland Terriers! Lakies are a small terrier from the Lake District in the UK. They can be white or a darker brown. They are characterized by their long fall (that's their beard!) and their characteristic grooming. The most famous Lakie I can think of is the wonderful MM, who won the Terrier Group at Westminster in 2022, and also competed at the NDS that same year.

Today's Monkee: Pleasant Valley Sunday, a Micky lead from Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, and Jones Ltd!

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everything is so bleak in this world but at least you can accuse old men of being gay for each other. they can never take that from us

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booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

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cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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reddit just e-mailed me about this

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