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Peter: Why is there glitter in the microwave?

Johnny: It was an experiment.

Peter: With what??

Johnny: Vibes.

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too much!

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pb&jj au : theyre all OXE experiments

obv sentry was plan A, but making a spider-like-man, a human torch, and a man with falcon instincts and wings that come out of his back are good plan B’s for OXE to create perfect heros

how the other three ended up in oxe is smtg im still figuring out

but ive always loved hydra! peter parker. and now im obsessed with pb&jj. sooo muuuush they both together and bam. this

ok bai smooch

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[Clint is serving food and puts it down in front of Sam and accidentally sneezes in it]

Clint: Do you still want that?

Sam: No??

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DO NOT REMIND ME

HE PROBABLY DOESNT EVEN KNOW MAY’S DEAD EITHER OH MY GOD

Mr. Delmar doesn’t remember Peter btw

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Walker: Guys. We're not gonna lose because we have everything we need to win right here.

Walker: [points to his chest]

Bob: [smiling] Heart.

Walker: No, me! I'm gonna win the battle for us.

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A duo we NEED to see together in live action

Tell me you see the vision

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Iron Man 2 (2010) directed by Jon Favreau

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-> do you guys know what this means…

THE DAYS OF STRUGGLING TO FIND FRANK AND PETER FICS ARE OVER!!!! do you know how LONG AND HOW BADLY IVE WATED THIS OH MY GOD!!!!

finding parental figure!frank and peter ff have been so hard but i am PRAYING that this means we get more of them (ESP if they have karen, amy and/or matt in them)

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Bob: alright guys hug it out

*the Thunderbolts all struggle into a group hug*

John: who took my wallet?

Yelena: sorry

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-> i adore these two so much you guys have no idea

and their kiss today?? yeah i am their love child thank you!

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Alexei and John totally gave up after they couldn’t finish an entire sweater in 10 minutes

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Tony is convinced that Peter has some sort of seventh sense when it comes to freshly dried laundry.

Because somehow, every time Peter is with him at home and Tony brings a fresh basket of laundry into his bedroom and puts it on the bed to fold it (because yes, Tony Stark DOES do his own laundry, thank you very much. Pepper basically makes him do it because shes always worrying about him getting “out of touch” with reality) Peter appears in the doorway less than a minute later and asks “are you folding laundry?” While eyeing the pile of fresh linens with a poorly disguised glimmer of hope in his eyes.

Tony will nod, and Peter asks something like “can I help?” Tony nods again. Peter grins all innocent like and scurries over to the bed before climbing up and burying himself in the pile of warm clothes.

“Why do you do this?” Tony asks, picking a t shirt from off of Peter’s head and starting to fold it. “It’s warm,” Peter replies casually, plucking a hoodie out of the pile and wrapping it around himself.

Every. Single. Time. Without a doubt. It’s like clockwork, laundry out, Peter appears. Tony’s started to count the seconds between the time he unloads the dryer to the time the kid shows up. The record is seven seconds.

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-> in a perfect world, yoyo didnt kill ruby, she would have been taught how to control her powers with daisy, and would’ve been such good friends with peter parker 🧘‍♀️

honestly im still sour that they killed ruby off in season 5 like she ACTUALLY had so much potential, especially when daisy tried to HELP HER while she was panicking. i will forever have beef with yoyo.

more ruby & peter yap below :DD

im going to admit that ruby hale IS my favorite AOS character. i dont know if it was because 7th grade me was already a huge fan of dove and obsessed with her voicing spider-gwen, or if i very much saw ruby’s struggles and her coping to be very similar to mine #mommyissues. but i absolutely adore her. and of course when spider-man homecoming came out, peter and ruby were definitely my top 2 marvel characters. so OFC i wanted to see them as besties.

ive always had this ‘peter parker shield agent bc his parents were shield agents (nepo baby)’ au stuck in my head since far from home came out. the NIGHT MONKEY SUIT (and the multiple fanfics) will forever be the reason this trope is my fav. but the problem i run into some of these fanfics is that they only include peters relationships with people like fury, natasha, and maria hill, but NEVER the AOS characters (which breaks my heart). but i have now realized i have free will and create my own crack ‘ship’ headcanons and no one can stop me!!!

and i don’t necessarily SHIP them, but i would always image them working together on missions or just going out to patrol, almost like a work wife/husband dynamic. anyways these are my babies i love them so much ok bue smooooch

(some hcs ;

- def have a nat and clint relationship, ruby being nat and peter being clint (they care and love eachother so much they would DIE for eachother)

- 2000s babies but ruby is def older by a couple weeks (and ofc ruby is taller than peter during their teen years until pete had another growth spurt)

- peter refers to ruby as his sister (in the same way frank calls natasha his sister in the comics)

- sleepovers ALL the time at the nearest shield compound, snack shopping is a weekly occurrence 

- oh they def get high together on patrol instead of actually doing their jobs

- sharing clothes is normal for them, they basically share 1 closet

- dare i say theyre both bisexual as fuuuck (like i used to be a strong mj/ruby shipper in middle school ugh i miss being delusional)

ok that it for now GOOD NIGHT!!)

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And it really was...