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i literally have not logged onto tumblr in two weeks but i’m glad I was able to be of some help <3 

Absolutely no one asked, but I have something to say

I have seen so many posts on this website about how it’s hard, impossible even, to keep a clean room/house, so I have 3 hopefully helpful tips to offer from a fellow mentally ill person!

Number one: tackle it in sections. Instead of thinking about it as one large space that seems endless, tidy your desk. make your bed. put your shoes away. do the smallest tasks, take a break in between, don’t beat yourself up for not being able to organize an entire room in one go. anything is better than nothing <3

Number two: condense your area! when you get to a disaster zone, put it all in one giant pile in the middle of your space. this helps me for two reasons, one is that you can see everything you need to do so its less likely you will find things shoved in nooks and crannies later on. the second reason is that it motivates (at least me lol) to get it over with because at a certain point it becomes obnoxious to look at/step over

Number three: get rid of things you dont use!!! this one has definitely been preached from the rooftops by everyone on the internet and their grandmother, but it really does help. i like to have a consistent goodwill/give away bag where I put stuff i realize i dont use anymore.

obviously there is no one-size-fits-all template for everyone, but these are the tips that help me and I hope they can help you too. Do as much or as little as you can manage, have a good night loves

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life hack xx

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i would like my page to be bright, elle woods pink pls

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

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pretty sure i have already reblogged this but idc i love it

is this anything

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the only way my insomniac ass can get to sleep is by listening to disney music so my entire spotify is just disney songs 💀

u ever just listen to ur spotify discover weekly then come across a new song with a part u immediately click like it’s smuggled right off ur top top song & just for that instant u get to tap into the heart of the cosmic.

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oh? you have good mental health? well i have mutuals who reblog all my posts. we are not the same.

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while i agree with these takes, i would add @i-am-a-fish to this list 

wow you’re the tumblr person

One of seven other tumblr people

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You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

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a big part of growing up is realizing that vegetables are delicious

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reblog and put in the tags how you found out about the lgbtqia+ community

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i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

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i live by if YOU can’t do something because of your religion that’s fine, if you are telling me I cant do something because of YOUR religion, that is not okay.

There’s nothing wrong with being religious, what’s wrong is imposing your beliefs on other people and using your religion as a free pass to oppress minorities.

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this artstyle is gorgeous idk what it is but i love it