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Follow up to the last post. Ypu could honk them in a crowd to like be a make way signal.
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You know what would be funny is if (with breast implants) you could also add a honker.... like with clown noses..... or a squeaker like with pet toys..... so u could just go..... honk honk with ur tits.... anyway someone should see if we could do that.
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This is absolutely the best thread! I do it all the time! Whenever i wear my camo pants i always murder strut
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Imagine being financially stable enough to afford therapy.
Couldnt be me.
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Anyone else just love being the only one awake in the house and then you get really depressed and start crying but you cant cry too loud cuz you'll wake everyone up and thats rude.
#thisisintfun #imsosorryifthisisrelatable #idefinetlyhavedepression #whyamistillawake
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Me stepping into a faerie ring: why won't the faeries take me :(
The Fae folk: pure of heart, but dumb of ass.
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