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Elliot and his emotional support crab burning the midnight oil.
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british
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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp
#i cant remember a dream that my phone was a vital part of it#but it may have shown up yeah#however#most of my dreams are an extrapolation of reality#the amount of times i had dreams with Internet friends showing up as if they were my neighbors who i saw everyday like!!!!#i dont need to dream about my phone because I'm just going to project the screen all around me like an analog VR
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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#the fact that presenting a speech is in 2nd here is insane#what happened to the why quirky weird tumblrina from 2014 who was unable to order a pizza by phone?
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❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️
One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.
“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.
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#consider: both#usually I'm a night shower girlie because i dont want my bed to stink with the things my body brought from the street#but sometimes during summer..... both.....
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Writing is not even a choice. I anguish, my soul languishes; I find escape in pain that isn't mine, my chest grows tight at night, it's suffocating. I grip the bars of my cage, my flesh, my past -- years go by too fast, I yearn for a future I do not have and cannot bear a minute here, now. This second is too slow. I watch the sages sit in quiet contemplation but my silence is seeped in suffering. My gaze goes up in awe at those that do not want to scream; Be like them, I tell myself, deny myself, letting these yells echo in the chambers of my mind. Don't you envy those that let their screams be heard? I do. I do. I do. But I do not want to be seen. I need to. I cry, I whine, I tear and I thrash. Writing is not even a choice.
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He slays
Inspired by Neil’s outfit from BAFTA Games awards:
https://x.com/baftagames/status/1778474704086368723?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
this art on twt:
https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1778597831856562354?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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