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woke up from a nightmare in a cold sweat where astarion’s hair was straight

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*pre act 1, somewhere in the outerplanes or whatever* gods: what the hells are the dead 3 doing now?? what is that?? a netherbrain?? ugh right then, what are we gonna do about it shar: i have a plan SO EVIL AND PERFECT and a chosen locked and loaded she's already on her way to retrieve that stupid githyanki prince and then im going to fucking destroy that asshole ketheric

mystra: bitch please the only one around here with a shiny red fix it button is me. when i tell you my former chosen is obsessed with me. no way will he deny me, all i gotta do is ask and he'll detonate the problem in one go. ace in the hole.

Jergal [a big fan of the avengers]: i have a plan to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we need them to, to fight the battles that we never could.

gods: ugh shut the hell up jergal this is basically your fault

Jergal: im stealing all your feral chosen and you can't stop me

silvanus: would you like a bear in this trying time?

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Astarion knows an easy mark when he sees one 🤣

Bonus Gale reaction:

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BG3 art dump⭐️

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Underdark🍄

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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.

King??????? Where are you

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okay this is VERY scary for me but. i made a patreon. please be nice lmao.

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POV your fiance drew short straw and had to go do baby attorney things in whatever hell-journey his employer threw him at

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Nighttime Activities

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Halsin whittling things is all fine and good but he also canonically sketches anatomical subjects. Mans is an all around artiste. I NEED to see what those sketches look like.

There's 100% a little drawing of a snail with "saw a snail today... effervescent." under it somewhere in those furled pages.

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oh, wyll... the literal prince of my heart

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Expectation is the currency of fools

I spent it on you,

I spent it on you

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Another favourite interaction in the game.

I love Gale and Karlach, they have a really sweet friendship and the care they share for one another is one of the best dynamics in the game.

I like to think that regardless of the outcome of Karlach’s story, so long as he remains human, he still makes the Cleaver. If she dies he keeps it as a reminder of her, and as a reminder to keep his promises. If she goes to the hells, he takes it to Wither’s Party and presents it too her, teaches her the words that make it work.

Karlach is delighted, and returns to the Hells (with Wyll or Tav) and uses it as an awesome distraction. First the axe dances, enemies are mesmerised by this strange axe and then ruthlessly murders everyone on her hit list.

Karlach’s Kinetic Cleaver becomes almost as famous as she does.

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You are safe. The winds of fate blow you to the warmest of hearths in the most cordial of inns. The touch of the sun comforts your flesh, but never burns it.

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Hi sir hello sir how are you this fine evening