Time transfixed via Rene Magritte
Size: 146x97 cm
Medium: oil, canvas
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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
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Customer: EXPEDITION ADVENTURE FOUNDATION TACOMA
DMV: EAT AND FUCK TACO
Verdict: DENIED
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couples when playing mmos together (from experience)
tank/healer - you won’t find a better combination, they know exactly how the other works and are the best at keeping the whole group alive
tank/tank - they have the guild or group of friends divided and everything turns into a popularity contest. even if one of them accepts their fate as subtank the bitter resentment is a ticking bomb that one day will go off. good luck.
tank/dps - the human representation of the “hoe dont do it” *does it* “oh my god” meme
healer/healer - would be like tank/tank if it weren’t because they’re probably the most stable relationship in the world with all that saintly patience. bless
healer/dps - snarky pieces of shit
dps/dps - god no
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After Godwyn the Golden became the Prince of Death, the ancient dragon fought long and hard against the Death within its companion. Alas, victory was never achieved and its only reward was corruption.
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Magic The Gathering
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CURSEEE YOUUUU BAYLE!
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It's true when they say drawing horny helps you improve faster. Drew a boob window last night and just. Wow. Pretty amazing stuff going on here.
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SPINSECT GLAIVE???
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Every social media website is just getting blasted with the worst takes I've ever seen I can't believe Tumblr is my refuge of all places.
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I'm giving you what you asked for, aren't I?
Let me hear you tell me so!! ✫✧✩✫✧✩✫
Inspired by more than a few comments on this fit and the indomitable spirit of Hana Kimura, I knew there was only one person who could express this side of Angeline - I took my ass to Megagrayus commissions. Oh my god literally just now I noticed her shadow is a fucking heart. What a great process and what a great outcome 🎐🤩✨🎐🤩💫
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I just think it's really hot when an Elden Ring dragon summons a red lightning spear and slams it on my face idk how else to describe the feeling
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Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet
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