finalducc
finalducc
Final Duck
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I��m working on getting my @finalduck back.
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finalducc · 1 day ago
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finalducc · 3 days ago
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finalducc · 3 days ago
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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finalducc · 3 days ago
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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either
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finalducc · 3 days ago
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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finalducc · 4 days ago
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Free mass transit, paid family leave, childcare, and zero tuition or we disappear you into a foreign prison cell for a social media meme.
Your choice!
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finalducc · 5 days ago
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Is it too late to do #makeaterriblecomicday2025? I can't draw when it's hot 🫠
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finalducc · 6 days ago
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I'm mad that I don't have the link anymore but I read this article a while ago from a journalist who argued that the reason why mainstream media is constantly pumping out scaremongering articles about cancel culture and how The Kids Are Too Woke Now is b/c opinion columns are, by necessity, written by opinion columnists. Opinion columnists spend WAY too much time on twitter and essentially post hot takes for a living which makes them prime targets for getting cyberbullied by trans and/or leftist accounts. So even though, in the grand scheme of American society, there isn't actually that much leftist cyberbullying going on and leftist shitposters do not have any kind of real political power, to these writers, it feels like or a pressing concern that defines all their interactions with their audience. Thus, "the left" as it exists for people who spend all day on X (the everything app) is completely divorced from any kind of actual political reality and commenting on the state of "the American left" from this viewpoint will result in some absolutely braindead takes.
So on a completely unrelated note, Contrapoints
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finalducc · 6 days ago
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finalducc · 8 days ago
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The reason fat cadavers are not accepted for medical programmes is that you need to cut through every layer of fat carefully. Which takes time, and lab sessions are inherentely limited in that. It's better for med students to spend that time looking at what organs actually look like in bodies. This isn't fatphobia, it's just .. the way dissecting bodies works? In the same way surgeries on fat people take longer because there's just physically more tissue. The alternative would be to force the med students who get fatter cadavers to do more lab sessions at weird times outside of the usual schedules. Or force them to stay over the holidays. Or not let them get enough time to do the lab work they need to. Which imo would be a bit fucked up especially when med school is already so difficult and time-consuming.
It’s fatphobia. Fat bodies absolutely need to be studied. To ignore an entire demographic of oppressed individuals in the medical field for the sake of convenience(?!) is violence. Did you even read the article? They called working on fat cadavers “unpleasant.” It’s fatphobia and it’s unacceptable.
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finalducc · 8 days ago
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okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the "personal life" part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you'll either find a major tragedy he didn't recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she's not there anymore.
I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he's done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.
so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn't work in history, or, women aren't auteurs, or, there just aren't as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.
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finalducc · 10 days ago
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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.
It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.
One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.
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finalducc · 10 days ago
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Please don't ask me for relationship advice unless you are prepared to receive some truly upsetting information because some people are ready for the "He's exhibiting the literal textbook signs of a psychological abuser and you need to get away from him before he successfully cuts you off from your support network" talk and some people aren't
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finalducc · 12 days ago
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From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....
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"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."
This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?
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finalducc · 12 days ago
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“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”
We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”
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finalducc · 14 days ago
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happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility
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