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[finalmemesx]

The Last Book on the Left

By the Last Podcast on the Left.

"I am paid literally hundreds of dollars to suck on television."

"Always use a condom."

"I'm actually supposed to be a very important millionaire."

"Disgustingly, this is an actual genre on Pornhub."

"This is before they started killing people!"

"There are more red flags in this relationship than what you see in Google Maps when you search for bagel shops in Brooklyn."

"You have no business having this level of confidence."

"Now I am scared."

"None of us care what you learn in your fancy law school books."

"They might as well have been driving Jigsaw's bicycle."

"If you want to get out of responsibilities, you do something badly and no one asks you to do it again."

"It would be really inspiring if it didn't lead to so much homicide."

"Most cold-blooded SOB is Stone Cold Steve Austin."

"I hope to play them in the eventual CW teen drama about his life."

"It's hard for a parent to comprehend their child might be a vampire."

"You gotta get good at the cunnilingus and keep yourself in the game."

"Oh wait, that's bad."

"Fucking metal! But also incredibly scary."

"This is like blaming the road for you crashing your car while drunk."

"I can't be mixing any thoughts of brunch into this."

"Remind me to get a 'not welcome' sign on my door immediately!"

"You look at them like Wayne looked at the Excalibur guitar in Wayne's World."

"Here is where I tap out like Kurt Angle tapped to Chris Jericho."

"You're living a metal god's dream."

"Most homosexual lifestyles involve going to work, making dinner, watching Top Chef, and going to sleep."

"I will say if someone really loves kombucha, they might be a serial killer."

"More information that gives me pause regarding my friendships."

"Evidently the recipe isn't the only secret there."

"That's a city ordinance violation."

"Excuse me while my skin crawls off my body."

"I would have loved to see their Tinder profile."

"I also haven't committed dozens of murders."

"I am certain this made you very popular at school."

"You're finally ready for Hollywood!"

"Weed makes me want to watch movies, eat a burrito, and stare at the sky to see if any stars move."

"I'm completely romanticizing the life of a detective."

"When are you guys going to catch that motherfucker?"

"Life you haven't stroked it covered in popcorn."

"But those people are nerds."

"We've got a nerd alert!"

"It really was a different time for angry mobs of people."

"It's official, I am never having children."

"This is why I only hung out with the troublemakers in school."

"I fucking hate you."

"I do it better and I can come faster."

"And what I wouldn't give for a taste of that sweet Baba Yaga milk."

"This is where humor saves people from becoming a cannibal."

"You have to put the blame on yourself if you get caught."

"Nothing good happens under a bridge."

"Sounds like a Hardy Boys mystery."

"I'm not going to sleep for the rest of the week, but it was fascinating information!"

"Similar to when I get super stoned and realize all the Domino's I just ate."

"And I thought the fleshlight was a bit extreme."

"What the hell was going on in the 1980s?"

"I'm never going to trust my neighbors again."

[finalmemesx]

Late Night with the Devil Ask Meme.

“Mindless violence lit up the sky.”

“I got it. Excuse me.”

“Remember darling?”

“How is someone not supposed to fall in love with that?”

“What the fuck happened to you?”

“I’ll be right back, and you will not.”

“What do you got there?”

“Oh, that’s not music.”

“So, you’re not meant to touch it?”

“That one went over the fence.”

“I get that joke.”

“Where is Vincent Price when you need him?”

“Hey, do I look nervous to you?”

“We use them to hide from angry spirits.”

“Do you hear the voices of the dead all the time?”

“I know, but it feels like only yesterday.”

“Who will accept?”

“We’re a little spooked back there.”

“What the hell are you still doing here?”

“You look like you might need a bourbon.”

“I’ll see what I can do.”

“If you liked it, yeah. I’ll take full credit.”

“I don’t have time to play kiss ass right now.”

“Holy smokes.”

“Many regarded you as the best in the biz.”

“I do not need that man’s money.”

“Do you need a drink of water?”

“What are you up to?”

“It’s going to be okay.”

“You’re just overtired, baby.”

“The ambulance is coming.”

“Silky as ever.”

“You can actually talk directly to me.”

“Have you ever watched my show before?”

“I was very sad when I heard about that.”

“Such wise words from one so young.”

“I really don’t think this is a good idea.”

“It’s what’s going to help you sell your book.”

“You told me you’re ready for it.”

“You’re not going to back out right now.”

“The paramedics couldn’t get it under control.”

“Nobody can find out about this.”

“I’ll do the best that I can.”

“Where’s my sacrificial dagger?”

“I can’t stop it.”

“We haven’t come on here for your amusement.”

“And why do you call him that?”

“The people have spoken.”

“This is your moment.”

“Did you hear anything I said back there?”

“I hope you know what you’re doing.”

“I give you express permission to go right for that exit.”

“What has gotten into you?”

“Whatever you might see or hear, I ask you all to remain calm.”

“May I ask who is present now?”

“There is no need to be alarmed.”

“Good to see you again.”

“Why would you hurt me like that?”

“I’m so sorry.”

“A bit embarrassed, I guess. But I’m okay.”

“What’s the matter?”

“Don’t you go all screwy on me.”

“What is it about them that unsettles you?”

“You mean you have no idea?”

“You set the whole thing up.”

[finalmemesx]

#MurderTrending

By Gretchen McNeil.

“This sucks on so many levels.”

“Screw you.”

"Stay away from me!”

“How long have you been here?”

“It’s a work in progress.”

“What do you think?”

“Who are you?”

“Don’t worry, they’ve stopped filming.”

“I don’t even know who you are.”

“I’m not going anywhere with you.”

“How did you know that?”

“What did you do?”

“Where are we going?”

“Good reason to show us.”

“So, I can look good and get in shape for my murder?”

“See for yourself.”

“You won’t be out of my sight for a moment.”

“I’ve never been good with rules.”

“You’ve never seen it.”

“Can you lie down and roll over, too?”

“Right. Well don’t worry too much about that.”

“Keep your head down for a few days.”

“Who doesn’t enjoy living in constant fear for your life?”

“There’s no way to win this game.”

“I don’t wake up before noon.”

“Can we hide out in them?”

“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?”

“But wouldn’t it be better to stay inside?”

“Come back! It’s not too late!”

“There’s a reason no one tries to escape through the water.”

“That’s not dramatic enough now, is it?”

“No one’s hiding in my panties.”

“We need to get home.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You don’t remember?”

“I just got here yesterday.”

“Your booty looks fine in that thing.”

“What the hell was that?”

“I can attest to that.”

“So, we just do nothing?”

“I’m so glad you’re here to tell us these things.”

“Why do I talk to you?”

“What do you mean?”

“I know you’re sad on the inside.”

“I slit their throats while they were asleep.”

“Welcome to the party, pal.”

“Stop being stupid.”

“Can’t say the same for you.”

“I’ve been suffering you can’t even imagine.”

“Dude came after me with a freaking switchblade.”

“I don’t know about you, but I’d rather go out swinging.”

“Aren’t you dead anyway?”

“This is starting to stink of a conspiracy.”

“I’m guessing you all had fast trials like I did?”

“I guess they’re supposed to help in an emergency.”

“We have to keep you alive until then.”

“I know you were just doing it to shut me up.”

“I’m going to complain.”

“You can’t trust these people.”

“Why are you in my house?”

“It’s been gone for a couple of days.”

“I’m sorry I scared you.”

“Where did you find them?”

“You look as if you’re going to be sick.”

“That’s my job.”

“Relax into the past and tell me what you see.”

“Let us now bear witness to your demise.”

“You’ve told us about it a billion times.”

“All too common in my line of work, I assure you.”

“I must have dozed off.”

“Why are you doing this to me?”

“How do you know all that?”

“That’s the reason I’m still alive.”

“Can I ask you something?”

“There’s too much death in the world.”

“Why are you being so nice to me?”

“You don’t believe me.”

“I have to save them.”

“You fall behind, and you’re on your own.”

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question.”

“Your dreams suck.”

“You realize how disturbed you sound right now.”

“Nah, I only like hot dudes.”

“I thought it might come in handy if I ever ended up in here.”

“I can’t wait to see how I look on film.”

“It’s a shame you weren’t killed.”

“You can’t be serious.”

“Dude, that’s got to be a record.”

“That’s the most spikes I’ve ever seen.”

“This might be the most depressing conversation of my life.”

“What the fuck is going on?”

“Play with me.”

“Anyone know who lives here?”

“But that’s against the rules.”

“But it would be so awesome to try.”

“We need to get the fuck out of here.”

“You know I know.”

“I expected a little bit more professionalism from you.”

“Actors to their places!”

“I’d have raced back to find you.”

“What are you thinking?”

“We have to tell someone what is happening here.”

“You’re braver than I am.”

“Would you like my jacket?”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

“The doors must be around here somewhere.”

“Do you want them to wake up?”

“You have to earn nice things.”

“Your time is running out.”

“Do you think it worked?”

“All of us were falsely convicted.”

“You see something funny in there?”

“Sounds like you knew this was going to happen.”

“But you endangered us anyway.”

“I fucking hate you.”

“What a lovely surprise.”

“I actually recognize that reference.”

“But I feel as if I’m going to hate it.”

“Are you okay?”

“Age before beauty.”

“I believe we have a winner.”

“Don’t you dare.”

“I was worried the sprinklers might have drowned you.”

“I know about the reward.”

“I had my suspicions.”

“I’ve always been one step ahead of you.”

“How else was I supposed to get you here?”

“You ruined everything!”

“They’ll just pop it back in and I’ll be good as new.”

“Who knows what mess comes next?”

[finalmemesx]

What Happened to Cass McBride?

By Gail Giles.

“You don’t know how I like the quiet. I don’t get much of it. It’s a luxury.”

“You don’t think I know film noir?”

“I didn’t touch anything.”

“Is that all you got?”

“Stop, please. Don’t do that again.”

“I don’t know how long you’ve got either.”

“Do you have flying dreams?”

“Do you think I should call them?”

“Who the hell is that?”

“You guys gonna let me tell the story the way I need to tell it now?”

“Do you think there’s alligators in that water?”

“The place is seriously in the swamp.”

“Where did you come into the picture?”

“What do you need to know?”

“Where are you going?”

“Do me the courtesy of not interrupting until I’m through.”

“Tell me you guys have something.”

“You stayed away a little too long and missed all that.”

“I won’t tell you to help you feel better.”

“I’ll do it to make you suffer.”

“Are you going to do all the talking or can I ask you anything?”

“Get the bad news out of the way.”

“Tell me you guys have something.”

“Don’t try to mess with me.”

“Don’t even star that shit with me.”

“Not everybody is like you.”

“You’re a piece of shit.”

“Let’s have a listen.”

“You know what I think it means?”

“I have a gun and I will use it.”

“I saved you for the good stuff.”

“You don’t seem worried.”

“I don’t have a dress.”

“Why would you want me to do that?”

“What are you then?”

“Oh, I can’t live until you tell me.”

“What the fuck are you laughing at?”

“I understand why you have to go, but please call me.”

“It’s not about money.”

“Hey, are you asleep or dead?”

“You sound like crap.”

“What’s that mean?”

“What do you mean?”

“And that’s where you came in.”

“Who has access to new drugs on the market?”

“One more scream and I’ll slit your throat.”

“Let’s see what’s happening here.”

[finalmemesx]

The Night Shift

By Alex Finlay.

“Can I go on break.”

“There was a survivor?”

“Thanks for coming, I’m sorry to interrupt your night.”

“I almost forgot, I made you something.”

“I’m pregnant, not incapacitated, you know.”

“You were buying ice cream?”

“What was that?”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You tell them to take it easy.”

“What can we do to help?”

“Tell me you’re kidding.”

“This used to be my office.”

“You can brief me on the way to the scene.”

“We’re glad to have you on board.”

“I thought we were past this.”

“It’s probably incomplete but it’s a good place to start.”

“I’ll see what I can do.”

“You’d better not tell them anything.”

“The cops want to talk to you?”

“Wanna get Starbucks?”

“You the lawyers?”

“Wow, stalker much?”

“You’ve had no contact with him.”

“You need anything, you tell them to come to me.”

“We’re just customers.”

“You’ve never been to a strip club for a bachelor party or something?”

“Sometimes it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission.”

“Want me to come along?”

“But I do need you to stay over there, where it’s safe.”

“What are you guys talking about?”

“You told the detectives about this today?”

“They didn’t tell you?”

“I understand you were the only one able to get through to the survivor.”

“Any idea what it means?”

“I’m in some trouble and I need someone to come.”

“I didn’t fucking steal anything.”

“They’re good guys, if you get to know them.”

“You’ve just seemed quiet since the party.”

“Would that have been worse?”

“You lied about what?”

“You broke his nose.”

“Shall I make up the guest room?”

“Where the hell are we?”

“I went to the store to confront her.”

“You got plans tonight?”

“Ow, that looks like it hurt.”

“If I suck your dick, will you get me another Cherry Coke?”

“Then what’s with the frown?”

“I can drive you home after.”

“We’re gonna hang out after shift. You can come if you want.”

“And who do we have here?”

“One thing I’ll never forget is the crime scene.”

“What was the motive?”

“I don’t want you to get in trouble.”

“I’m told you have more than a million views on YouTube.”

“I’m sorry but we have nothing to say to you.”

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

“You have your work cut out for you.”

“You don’t have to believe me, no one else did either.”

“How’d you find that out?”

“We’re sorry to drag you in like this.”

“Well, this is humiliating.”

“Got a crowbar?”

“Want me to show you around?”

“I didn’t threaten anyone.”

“Don’t you dare back down.”

“Why were you researching the case?”

“Maybe you can start from the beginning.”

“What is it you wanted to show us?”

“How do you know all this?”

“Who was the father?”

“Are you alright? Do you need a doctor?”

“Woah, you need to take it easy.”

“How do you know I’m not dramatic?”

“Never mind, I’ll see you tonight.”

“Maybe we should go to the door.”

“What are we waiting for?”

“Is there a reason you remember it so clearly?”

“Can you give me a ride?”

“They’ve released you?”

“You understand what your lawyer is telling you?”

“Can you turn the fucking light off?”

“You don’t have to come.”

“They’re digging up the garden.”

“How did they find out where you were?”

“So you’d best leave them the fuck alone.”

“You don’t have to do this, you know.”

“As sure as I am that you’re a badass.”

[finalmemesx]

Red, White & Royal Blue

By Casey McQuiston

“What’d you steal today?”

“Anything good this week?”

“That one is true.”

“Oh yeah, that was a wild night.”

“That can’t possibly be a real class you’re taking.”

“Whose wedding?”

“You’re going to ask them to dance, then?”

“Something is wrong with both of you.”

“Could be weirdly effective.”

“Do either of y’all know what a viscount is?”

“It’s cute how you think everything is about you.”

“It should be, honestly.”

“Do you know how to waltz?”

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”

“Looks like it’s your lucky day.”

“I believe perhaps you should consider switching to water.”

“I want so badly for you to explain to me how this is funny.”

“Please, tell me another joke.”

“Is it too late to take the faking-my-death option?”

“Are you really not understanding how much I don’t care at all how you feel about this?” “You won’t miss anything.”

“So there’s really no way I’m getting out of this?”

“I don’t know what else to do, is the thing.”

“Shakespearean in that hopefully I’ll get stabbed to death.”

“I can’t believe I have to learn this garbage.”

“That’s because you are a nerd.”

“Everything looks like a museum.”

“Have you practiced what you’ll say tomorrow?”

“I think you’ve got the right idea.”

“Do you mind?”

“This is your fault!”

“How is this possibly my fault?”

“I cannot believe even mortal peril will not prevent you from being the way you are.”

“So you do have some fight in you.”

“I’d rather not be the little spoon.”

“Do you really want to have that conversation?”

“I didn’t realize you heard that.”

“I feel like you’re missing the point.”

“How can I be wrong about my favorite? It’s a personal truth.”

“It’s a personal truth that is wrong and bad.”

“You exhaust me.”

“I enchant you.”

“I’ll call security.”

“Fair enough.”

“Wow, I thought I could trust you.”

“It was like you were tying to set him on fire with your mind.”

“What is your point?”

“Bring them to the house.”

“Are you done? I have some actual work to do.”

“Because we all knew better than to try and stop you.”

“Just bring me my pizza.”

“It ever make you laugh to think how much this pisses assholes off?”

“You really think it’s such a bad idea?”

“You don’t think I was out of line?”

“You were in on this, weren’t you?”

“Did this man just say ‘sweat drop down my balls’?”

“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”

“I’m going for a fun, and you’re coming with me.”

“You’re not surprised?”

“So, what are you going to do?”

“Is this a diabolical scheme of seduction?”

“Cool to see you’re not dead or anything.”

“Do you mind?”

“Find your way here okay?”

“You’ve been dodging me for weeks.”

“Do you ever stop talking?”

“I don’t like that look.”

“Hey, don’t threaten me with a good time.”

“Call it historical curiosity.”

“So you’re upset because the rumors aren’t true.”

“You are a wanker.”

“I’m going to need you to not call me that right now.”

“You’ve always backed me up until now.”

“Why don’t you say whatever it is you need to say?”

“I’m not sure I’m following.”

“It’s not about that. This time is different.”

“Hello, excuse me, can we get another round of these please?”

“Have I mentioned lately that you’re a demon?”

“I trust you can handle yourself?”

“Bisexuality is truly a rich and complex tapestry.”

“What are you going to do about it?”

“Would you describe it as supersonic?”

“Can y’all go sit somewhere else?”

“Awesome, fuckin’ love doing things out of spite.”

“Has anyone shown you around the clubhouse yet?”

“You really are determined to get shoved out of an emergency hatch one day, huh?”

“Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?”

“Well, I hope it was fun, because if anyone ever finds out about this, we’re all fucked.”

“Yes, we can unpack the ironic symbolism later. Go.”

“If you finish that sentence, I’m going to spend tonight in jail.”

“Okay, I’m clearing my schedule for the afternoon.”

“I don’t believe in systems when I’m on vacation.”

“How long have you lot come out here?”

“Hope you’re ready to fuckin’ party.”

“Fuck off, five-nine is average.”

“Can’t you ever just do one thing without having to be so goddamn extra about it?”

“Do you have any idea what that means?”

“You think I don’t care as much as you?”

“You’re sure as hell acting like it.”

“I never said you were a coward.”

“Your hair in the mornings is truly a wonder to behold.”

“And there’s nothing wrong with you.”

“Yeah, don’t let it go to your head.”

“I suppose we do have to face the consequences at some point.”

“When are you going to tell us who you’re dating?”

“You gonna fight me?”

“I want you to tell me why.”

“You’re not the same.”

“How the fuck did they get these?”

“You’re giving my ulcer an ulcer.”

“But short for a stormtrooper.”

“Thank God you’re here. I was about to come get you myself.”

“I fucking love you.”

“You’re too young to understand.”

“That is the bravest son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”

“Oh, will you all shut up for a second?”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“I said, you look great, baby!”

“My life is a cosmic joke and you’re not a real person.”

“You should have tried to stop me.”

“Are you actually quitting for real?”

“How are things over there?”

“Wanted to come by to see if I could help with anything.”

“Will you please just help me pick?”

“Fire under my ass for no good goddamn reason.”

“You’re kind of hot when you get all indignant.”

[finalmemesx]

Cake Eater

By Allyson Dahlin.

“Are you afraid?” “What do you mean?” “Well, I was about to ask you not to.” “You know it’s true.” “The entire kingdom doesn’t need a live update of our progress.” “It was sweet of you.” “Do you like to dance?” “We really can’t talk about it.” “Won’t you come with me?” “Someone is always listening.” “What the hell?” “There is little you have to remember or say.” “Are you ready?” “Really? That’s highly unusual.” “That’s why you shouldn’t watch it.” “I just saw something weird there.” “You’ll take a lot of pictures?” “This silence isn’t the norm for you. What’s the matter?” “It should all get easier after tonight.” “You’re being rude.” “I don’t know what I like.” “Too tired to do your duties, it would seem.” “I don’t understand why you’re upset.” “Do you think that because you are hundreds of miles away you can lie to me?” “Do you like to ride?” “Did you sleep all right?” “I just want them to like me, but I’m not sure that they do.” “Sorry, I didn’t want to wake you.” “Thanks so much for taking the time to bring me out here.” “And I’m going home.” “Then how do they know?” “You’re really serious?” “What’s happening?” “I believe you’ll find I can make whatever changes I wish.” “You look like a kid threw up after getting let loose in a candy store.” “It’s not a trick question.” “What do you mean?” “I thought you looked nice.” “Tell me what happened.” “How did you do it?” “Well, those people are making me very upset.” “What kind of things?” “What did you have in mind?” “Do you miss them?” “Can’t catch a break, can we?” “Do you think we could be lonely together?” “You won’t mind if we borrow them?” “You’d know all about that, I suppose.” “I can be most delicate when I wish.” “Say you’ll accept, of course.” “Can’t even get it up, can you?” “Your education was likely not sufficient.” “What are you talking about?” “I wasn’t done with my lesson.” “Why should I trust you?” “Speak of this to no one.” “They don’t want you to know.” “Then think how much good it will do.” “Well, this advice does not seem to be working.” “Have you seen this film?” “You must be cold.” “Why were you outside in the storm?” “Please don’t cry. I like you.” “I don’t even care anymore. I want people to stop talking about us.” “Have you considered chilling out?” “I’d just as soon have tofu instead.” “I think you’ll be fine from here.” “You must be really warm under that mask.” “I don’t know how to dance. Maybe you could show me.” “It’s simply a tradition we have here.” “Thank you so much for attending my birthday party.” “You might be funnier, but I’m more charming.” “You can kiss me if you wish.” “It could be fun if you relax a bit.” “I see rotation in the cloud patterns. There could be a tornado.” “How did you find me?” “I needed to get my dog.” “Don’t you think it’s kind of creepy?” “Sorry, I need a minute.” “I’m not sure whether I want to kiss you or punch you.” “You’re really far from useless.” “You really think the answer to that is yes?” “You don’t want to go see them?” “My dreams aren’t any of your business!” “Who gave me them?” “Good thing I’m not dying out here.” “You’re an asshole.” “You think he’s playing me?” “How come you didn’t just tell me about it?” “You’re pulling my hair out.” “Do you want me to help you spread cute things?” “Never knew you were so sneaky.” “Doesn’t matter, since I’m not really going to go.” “Do we really have to sit through over an hour of this?” “One can’t wear the same piece too often or it falls out of fashion.” “Nothing of mine is shut off from you.” “Did I satisfy you?” “I’m sure something can be arranged.” “You’ve been watching me the whole time.” “I know you’re good at keeping secrets.” “Try not to stun them too much. You already look amazing.” “To hell with what they want!” “But I must have access to these books.” “I thought you weren’t going to run from them.” “I don’t think we have a choice.” “How could they do this?” “It’s a weird life we had.”

[finalmemesx]

Impera Ask Meme

By Ghost.

“We’re building our empire from the ashes of old.” “A matter of love.” “Far away from the stench of the heavens.” “You tried to rid your mind of malediction.” “And it’s such a ride.” “I know you need it now.” “It ain’t over now and I ain’t talking about forgiveness.” “It’s the cruel beast that you feed.” “It’s your burning, yearning need to bleed.” “But you’re stuck inside.” “For when else would I hear you?” “I can save you if you do.” “You will never walk alone.” “You can always reach me.” “It’s been a long time coming.” “I’m coming back for you, my friend.” “I’m dying to see you.” “They come back to haunt me once again.” “Can you see what I see?” “You’re the next in the chain of command.” “Tell ‘em all this is war.” “You’ve got a lot of God’s work to do.” “We’ll be dancing in the fields of freedom.” “Will you walk the line?” “I’m with you always.” “The darkness at the heart of my life.” “Will you spill the wine?” “The darkness at the heart of my love.” “Remember always that love is all you need.” “And all this time you knew.” “I’m your rock.” “I won’t back down.” “You want a seat by the pyre?” “You want to console the griever?” “You want to guide the believer?” “You shine like the sun and the moon and the stars in the sky.” “Are you righteous?” “Did no one hear the distant thunder?” “For the dreams that you read.” “We will break away together.” “I’ll be the shadow, you’ll be the light.” “We are leaving this city.” “Nothing ever lasts forever.” “We will go softly into the night.”

[finalmemesx]

Verity

By Colleen Hoover.

“Are you hurt?” “Is it on my face?” “What happened to you?” “Have you written anything I would know?” “What are the chances we’re heading to the same meeting?” “You look refreshed and ravishing.” “You look a little frazzled.” “It doesn’t look high fashion?” “Do we need a secret signal if you aren’t interested in whatever the offer is?” “I appreciate the offer.” “What aren’t you saying?” “Just looking out for you.” “Want me to open it for you?” “You want something to drink?” “I had no idea what I was getting into.” “I’m perfectly capable of deciding when I’ve had enough to drink.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I owed you my time.” “I stretch truths were I see fit.” “Do you work better at night?” “Because you like being invisible?” “Is it that obvious?” “Did you write this?” “Do you have anything alcoholic at all in the house?” “People are brutal.” “Do you like to cook?” “Did you grab the knife?” “You’re lucky you don’t need stitches.” “Does that worry you?” “I don’t know if I should be relieved or worried.” “You aren’t very good at telling jokes.” “Did you used to work down here?” “Sorry to bother you, I need a favor.” “Not a fan of basements, huh?” “Did you love it?” “Do you want to talk about it?” “Is this why you wanted a lock on your door?” “I’m sorry that happened to you.” “What did you do?” “Do either of you have family here?” “I forgot what the sky looked like.” “Where do you get your validation?” “Why’d you stop?” “Why would you say that if it wasn’t true?” “Why are you mad at me?” “I’ll make it up to you.” “I don’t think it’s been long enough.” “Have you ever been married?” “What’d you wish for?” “Please don’t leave me alone tonight.” “You’re a fucking cunt.” “Did you need me?” “I don’t have a condom.” “It was shallow.” “How long did it last?” “Do you think I’m depressed?” “I tried to save her.” “How did you get in here?” “I like it when they smell like you.” “Do you feel guilty?” “Did you know the canoe was about to tip over?” “Want some coffee?” “You aren’t getting away with this.”

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Bodies Bodies Bodies Ask Meme.

“Are you fucking with us?” “It’s okay, if you did it.” “I love you, okay?” “Give me your phone.” “What is your podcast about?” “I didn’t want to disappoint you.” “Your parents are upper middle class.: “Did you just fucking shoot me?” “I was embarrassed. “Give me it!” “I didn’t do it.” “Don’t fucking come up here.” “We fucked in your car.” “That seems fair.” “You don’t know what you’re talking about.” “What the fuck is wrong with you?” “I can’t believe you’re making this about you.” “I’m so fucked up right now. “I did tell you.” “Who was the killer?” “You murdered my boyfriend!” “I know that they’re a good person.” “Don’t touch it.” “What happened last night?” “That’s the first time I’ve heard you say that.” “Have you had a chance to talk to my parents at all?” “You just kind of give that vibe.” “I missed you.” “What is going on with this storm?” “You need to chill out.” “You always end up crying.” “It’s an emergency.” “You’re being such a dick.” “Are you mad at me?” “It’s low hanging fruit.” “Woah, you’re right.” “Hey, this is a teaching moment.” “Congrats, you have a Twitter account.”

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Black Sheep Ask Meme

By Rachel Harrison.

“You’re so judgmental.” “You’re welcome, Your Highness.” “Can I give you a piece of advice?” “Why delay the big reveal?” “The audacity of me to have mass.” “I’m really sorry to bother you.” “So good of you to join us.” “You don’t like it.” “Someone invited me.” “Dollar in the swear jar.” “Are we going to hug?” “Do you believe that I loved you?” “You can’t be serious.” “I imagine arsenic would be better for my digestion.” “What happened to wedding appropriate?” “What are you anxious about?” “What the fuck are you doing here?” “I was your favorite person. You’re still mine.” “You are the harbinger of the apocalypse.” “I’m going to pass out.” “I never wanted you.” “How could you not tell me?” “Put that on my tombstone.” “I’m not some gothic heroine/hero.” “I’m pretty fucking damaged.” “You’re not fucking with me?” “You have a lot of nerve saying that to me.” “Why are you so afraid of accepting the truth?” “What an ugly thing to say.” “I’ve brought you a gift.” “But the hard times are over now.” “The world is already burning.” “You have nowhere else to go.” “This is selfish.” “You’ve destroyed it all.” “You know, I think it’s my birthday.” “Where’s the popcorn?”