i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt
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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world
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The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails
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i just feel very deeply that i deserve more money than jeff bezos. purely based on vibes.
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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!
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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
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