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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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klinger. you agree

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Klink: Did you call Major Hochstetter stupid?

Newkirk: No, I said, "Are you fucking stupid?"

Newkirk: I was asking him.

Klink: And do you think that was an appropriate way to talk to the Gestapo?

Newkirk: Very much so.

Klink:

Hogan, listening to the conversation and smirking: He's got a point, you know.

Klink: Silence, Hogan! Nobody asked for your opinion!

Hogan, pretending to be offended: Well!

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The interview IN COLOUR!!

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Burkhalter: I thought this was supposed to be a pleasant moonlit boat ride.

Hochstetter, tossing weighed bodies over the side: It can be two things.

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Say what you will about my OC ficverse but making Hawkeye’s kids and Charles’s kids related was objectively hilarious of me. I just realized how that would go down it’s like

Abigail to her son: Oh Charles, did Uncle Hawkeye give you that?

Charles III: Do not call that man ‘Uncle’ Hawkeye!

Abigail: But he’s my sister’s husband? He is their uncle???

Charles III:

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This scene from Taking the Fifth, silly as it is, means a lot to me. As someone who was told numerous times having short hair made me unattractive and just had comments made about my looks being unappealing to men/in general, seeing Hawkeye so happy to see and into a girl who looks like me made me so happy. She has short hair and isn’t a traditional beauty. She’s quirky looking and it’s endearing and he loves it. Sure, he calls her “all my naughtiest dreams comes true” and it’s just a silly scene for his comeuppance, but this little bit with nurse Palmer always made me feel so good just to have a moment of a girl who looks like me being hyped 🫶🏻

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gets me every time.

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The Hogan’s Heroes Cast as Justin’s Shirt Store T-Shirts

Hogan:

LeBeau:

Newkirk:

Carter:

Kinch:

Klink:

Schultz:

Burkhalter:

Hochstetter:

Crittendon:

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That poor bugle has already been through enough.

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Not very often we get Carter’s polite brand of sass-back but this one had me rolling. The side eye to Newkirk was devastating RIP 

(S4E22 The Purchasing Plan)

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he’s stronger than you think!

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Saw a negative review for Kelly’s Heroes that among other things said ‘even Donald Sutherland couldn’t save this movie’ and all I could think was

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@frau-wilhelm-klink 👀

Hogan/Klink in 6x15 - Easy Come, Easy Go.

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I think about this a lot