firestarting-yuri

[firestarting-yuri]

oh i got this guy too. fuckin.

Your whole institution is almost comedically despised by anyone who has more than two braincells. The fact you can deem any such “supernatural” nonsense as factual in any form is ridiculous, and the money funneling towards each and every department only shows how rotted academia has become. You are a disgrace.

-A real academic.

I do appreciate the input! Though this blog is not the place to spout your.. Dislike.. of our Institute. That can be taken up with our HR department or with one of our assistants in person. Thank you.

[firestarting-yuri]

the spider is transgender, like all spiders are

anon youre so correct.... all spiders ARE transgender....

[firestarting-yuri]

maybe their full name can be jeramiah kathrine longstocking or something

hello there beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom how are you doing beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom

[firestarting-yuri]

this is why us barely talking is an issue sometimes maaaan

hello there beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom how are you doing beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom

[firestarting-yuri]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[firestarting-yuri]

honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

[firestarting-yuri]

I don’t know how you came about the belief that “mind powers” let alone any of your statements are real, but I seriously suggest you cease any substances you may regularly indulge in.

-A Real Academic

god am i not allowed to be dramatic about the fact she said hi to me and my heart did a stupid fucking somersault.

also of course some of the statements are real. have you been in artefact storage. it has enough stuff to shake any skeptic lmao

[firestarting-yuri]

guys what if my office crush does actually explode me with her cool girl mind powers. what then. ehat if she wants me to explode because i suck actually. what then

[firestarting-yuri]

Sorry about running anon they’ve been in an interesting place of mind lately. They don’t usually text like that but lately they've gone from skipping every other space to this. Near death experiences do that to you.

-Purple

ah, yeah no makes sense

[firestarting-yuri]

whatdoyouthinkofrunningiloverunningandrunningidontreallyknowwhyirunbutilikeittheresagoalinmindimayneverreachbutitslotsafunrunrunrun

do you type like this all the time or are you trying to kill me, specifically, anon

[firestarting-yuri]

kathrine update shes eaten a random fly i gave her do you guys think she understands that i love her

hello there beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom how are you doing beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom

[firestarting-yuri]

im not sure a signoff will help i tend to disappear a lot. and there's the whole thing with forgetting names. ill try to use one though if it helps

- jamais anon

hrmhrm. well i like your signoff jamais anon! im sure ill remember it.

[firestarting-yuri]

no im not a cop im really just not a huge fan of fire

well i can assure you i dont set things on fire on this blog

[firestarting-yuri]

hello there beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom how are you doing beautiful spider in the corner of the breakroom

[firestarting-yuri]

oh ok so ur not starting fires then right? or

why do you wanna know? you a cop??

[firestarting-yuri]

the little bisexual man is probably also high on the list of reasons people would come here from my blog tbf

Reasons why YOU should come visit the Magnus institute, london:

-the library (pretty cool. full of information for your dissertations, or fanfictions)

-artefact storage (always understaffed but what staff are there are good at making sure you stay safe about it)

-the archive (my buddies work here and we're awesome. trust)

-dontcha wanna look at the aftermath of the worm attack

-come give a statement if you've seen something weird recently (no dreams or visions, though. against the rules.)

[firestarting-yuri]

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor