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I will never not be upset that my friends refused to watch dimension 20. This is gold
You're telling me I stone cold stunned Murph for nothing?
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HAIKU BOT, PLEASE I AM AT WORK!!!
Grabbing her hips so I can hit it deeper and deeper with each thrust
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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams
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I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?
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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.
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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for
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pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later
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*trots over to you with a pinecone gift* do you wanna be friends…..

awoooooo!!!!! 🩶🩶🩶🩶
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