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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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Hey so ynow how in dunmeshi teleporting someone is actually extremely dangerous bc if someone else happens to be where they’re being teleported to, that random person will just. explode. …anyway on an unrelated note, does anyone ever think about how in the very beginning of the story, Falin teleports the entire party to the surface, where people can’t be revived.

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can't think about anything but murderbot rn. song by ben thornewill

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Happy Two Year Anniversary to these dorks🍅✨🍅✨🍅✨

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WH40K has always confused me because it releases so many novels to a fanbase I've always assumed would get mad at you if you suggested they read

the secret is realising that 40k is actually like five distinct fanbases that all absolutely refuse to associate with each other and would cause incidents if forced to interact

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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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Sometimes I see a slow/caution sign in a really incongruous place, and I'm like "well, that's odd – how would you even get a car up there in the first place?", then I come back a week later and that same sign has very obviously been damaged by someone running their car directly into it, so, you know, good call.

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dude.

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I remember hearing in a video years ago that the most popular ride to work at in Disney World was the Tower of Terror, because it was the only place you didn't have to pretend to be happy all the time - gloominess was part of your character.

I am SO pleased to see that the staff at the Edward Gorey museum have embraced this. I would gladly go back to a minimum wage front desk position if I got to tell guests "I suppose I must let you in. Feel free to wander the first floor. The director might come downstairs and give a talk. He might not. Life is full of disappointments." A++, only made better by the many children running around underfoot trying to find various murder weapons in the gashlycrumb tinies scavenger hunt

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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Pet peeve: people online will act disgusted by the term "ageplay" because they don't actually care to read what it means and assume the worst and then turn around and call a pretty woman "dommy mommy" when that is literally ageplay

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thinking about these mesopotamian scribes who were struggling with their math. i love them