“Tomorrow-”
“-is my cat Millicent’s 3rd birthday.”
“Raise your hand if you are going to attend her birthday party.”
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Happy Valentine’s Day….
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“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
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will never get over his reaction to his first set of Mexico soccer tickets.
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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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An anti-gun agenda in Batman being controversial.
Anti gun.
Batman.
Gun.
Bat.
Man.
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the reynolds pamphlet
hamilton: lafayette please help me
lafayette: hamilton's a smart man, he'll be fine
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Me: [posts anything even vaguely possibly controversial on tumblr.com]
My inbox: [shows the message sign]
Me:
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this movie was so good
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Thats Why We Love Him
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I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.
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why are male protagonists always so boring and annoying
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HAMILTON AT THE GRAMMYS TONIGHT
*knocks down your door* HAMILTON AT THE GRAMMYS TONIGHT
*backflips intO THE SUN* HAMILTON! AT THE GRAMMYS! TONIGHT!!!!
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