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If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.
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the willful sanitization from the internet of all sexuality is bad for the harm to self-expression but also weird because it's not like it's preventing kids from being exposed to pornography it's just virtually guaranteeing that the first several times they see other people having sex it will be against their will and due to the actions of a spambot
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Dandelion Moon @thatwilfred by Baldovino Barani
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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."
genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.
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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."
I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."
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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
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its fun to draw cats when you dont know cat anatomy
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