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If you have goats, you have everything

If you have goats, you have everything

You can eat anything you want

And you can drink any milk you wanna drink

If you have goats

You have everything

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The best exposure therapy is finding a long gash in one of their sides and having to run them to the emergency vet at 1 am 🙃

Also, wishing great ill on the robber that stabbed a dog during a B&E last night. Rot in prison.

People always talk about how having pets improves your mental health. And here I am, watching my housemate's ratties while he's away, and every time I walk into the room I'm convinced one of them will be dead when I turn the light on. They aren't sick or unhealthy. I have owned rats in the past and know what to do. But jfc the responsibility of caring for another living creature is SO FUCKED and overwhelming.

Intrusive thoughts of dead beloved animals? Lovely. Just what I need to improve my mental health.

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a little treat for the terzo lovers ♡

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People always talk about how having pets improves your mental health. And here I am, watching my housemate's ratties while he's away, and every time I walk into the room I'm convinced one of them will be dead when I turn the light on. They aren't sick or unhealthy. I have owned rats in the past and know what to do. But jfc the responsibility of caring for another living creature is SO FUCKED and overwhelming.

Intrusive thoughts of dead beloved animals? Lovely. Just what I need to improve my mental health.

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

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Element Crosstalk.

Original comic post.

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ TWITTER ◆ STORE

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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I know people mean well when they say it but hearing the phrase “you know your body best” as someone with chronic illness is so funny, like man no I don’t I ain’t got no clue what that fucker’s planning and I’m scared to find out

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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

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looking in the mirror repeating my daily matras

i am hot

i am hairy

i am gay

i am scary

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Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

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evil is & was one of those shows that comes out every once in a while that really shakes you up by showing so much love to its characters while also not taking itself too seriously even as it talks about morality, what it means to be “evil”, & saving the soul in a time when the corporate world around us wants us to lose our sense of hope

it mixed surreal with too humanly real & took the time to show that yes there is evil, but no that’s not all there is. the camp & the care & the love poured into this show was so incredibly tangible in every way, i’m just gonna be thinking about it for a long time

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