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fmdxarabella:

( ✉ → ??? ): sos, sos, sos  ( ✉ → ??? ): i’m so disappointed and angry rn i could really use some help  ( ✉ → ??? ): i’m watching this lame ass horror movie and i want to gouge out my eyes with a rusty fork. i’m pretty sure this is actually just a comedy. where’s all the blood? suspense?  ( ✉ → ??? ): send me a recommendation and help me end this misery  ( ✉ → ??? ): and on a side note – misery is the best, but i’ve seen it like 100 times

( ✉ → bella ): who do i need to kill? ( ✉ → bella ): oh.... okay ( ✉ → bella): ... why didn’t you ask me to watch with you and suggest some? ( ✉ → ??? ): send me a recommendation and help me end this misery ( ✉ → ??? ): i was about to watch get out, we could watch it together when i get back to the dorm? 

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we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text: baby devil] yeonnie....

[text: baby devil] i feel sorry for the guy but i’d rather think about banana bread too

[text: baby devil] ....

[text: baby devil] WAIT WHO DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUNG LADY?!?!?!

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[text:] the only fetish i’m into is attention❜

[text: cutie pie] seriously?

[text: cutie pie] you cannot have fetishes seri!

[text: cutie pie] you’re supposed to be my innocent child!

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[text:] that’s a terrible idea.

[text: michacha] but we’re not promoting!

[text: michacha] an all you can eat buffet sounds awesome!

[text: michacha] i don’t see how it’s bad as I offered to pay?

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[text:] i need my bf to go ufo hunting with me

[text: tae sunbae] ???

[text: tae sunbae] well have you asked him?

[text: tae sunbae] or make it a surprise date?

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[text:] make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text: jinjin] pass

[text: jinjin] we’re having bbq, you’re not stopping me from eating because you don’t want to bring your lazy ass over

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* ∘ ∙ — text starters !!!

feel free 2 change pronouns & such

[text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it

[text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???

[text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.

[text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10

[text:]  that’s a terrible idea.

[text:]  you’re a terrible idea.

[text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck

[text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg

[text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk

[text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention❜

[text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think❜

[text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.❜

[text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????❜

[text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me❜

[text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.❜

[text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?❜

[text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment

[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit

[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want

[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up

[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know i’m beautiful. thank you & good night.

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fmdxanika:

「📨 ➞ ??」do you think it’s a bad idea to go to mcdonald’s on my own at 1am ? 「📨 ➞ ??」i’m just hungry and i want food 「📨 ➞ ??」everyone else is sleeping already 「📨 ➞ ??」i just want my chicken nuggets and sundae 「📨 ➞ ??」ok maybe a large coke too and fries

「📨 ➞ anika」nope. not at all 「📨 ➞ anika 」i’m still up, i was reading 「📨 ➞ anika 」i’m up for a mcdonald’s run 「📨 ➞ anika 」i’m now hungry 「📨 ➞ anika 」a burger sounds good 

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incorrect-monsta-x-quotes:

Eunwoo, writing poetry in a notebook angrily: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Seri: Are you okay?

Eunwoo: Thalia stole my fucking garlic bread.

@fmdseri​, @fmdthalia​

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when the choreography makes you act like a badass but in reality you’re a softie

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Welcome all newbies to the group! My IMs aren’t really working except with two people right now (stupid tumblr) but if anyone wants to just chat or plot with Eunwoo/Rene or Tommy and Tora on discord, I am dramarama#9689

As I am off work this week due to me being sick, I’ll be on a bit more whilst I nurse myself back to health with my doggos.

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My imagination completely controls me, and forever feeds the fire that burns with dark red light in my heart by bringing me the best dreams. I've always had a wild imagination, a big heart and a tortured soul so I feel that dark fantasy, love and horror are in my blood. - Kim Elizabeth

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incorrecttwicequotes:

Eunwoo: There’s nothing that would ever make me leave Wren

Wren: [steals a piece of chicken from Eunwoo’s plate]

Eunwoo: I want a divorce.

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So I was planning on doing replies on all my characters yesterday, but I received a call from work around midday by my neighbor stating that my yard gate was open and my dogs weren’t there. So I was freaking out as recently in my town people have been stealing dogs from yards and putting them in dog fights, then leaving them for dead on roads.

But when I got there somehow my dogs were waiting for me with the police. As much as I am relieved, my blood pressure had skyrocketed and I wasn’t feeling well at all. 

Then it turns out that someone did try to steal them, but my two Belgian Sheperds are trained police dogs (and are used for big operations) bit two guys who turned up to hospital stating that they ‘broke out of my yard and attacked them’. Thankfully these guys are being charged and my dogs are safe due to the police in my town tracking my babies down to rescue them from being hurt.

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(IN)CORRECT WISH MOMENTS

ft. @fmdwren, @fmdxrene, @fmdsunny, @fmdsooyeon, @fmdyeoreum, @miaxfmd, @fmdxarabella (insp from dee)

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another day of being a bisexual disaster

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fmdwren:

◊ * , + ;    — she’s overdue for a break down. yoorin knows this. she’s pushed it off, telling herself she’s too busy to be that selfish. she has her coping mechanisms; drinks with the other young leaders in the industry, nights to let go. movie nights with the girls, and long nights by duri’s side. during these moments, time stands still and problems seem to have never existed. it was easy to ignore her own problems and feelings. but every one has a breaking point, and this was it for bae yoorin.

it was impossible to ignore the sirens and red lights that appeared outside of bc entertainment. all the idols, trainees, and employees seemed to gather around, trying to get a glimpse of what happened. “do you think it’s serious?” “who is it?” “what happened?” questions were swirling around, and wren wasn’t exempt from the questions. most of the people she was closest to could often be found at the entertainment complex. a gasp came from one of the trainees further ahead of her in the crowd. “it’s duri!” was heard clear as day.

that was all it took. wren felt someone grab her hand and squeeze it, but she couldn’t stay there, with everyone. she held it together until she reached an empty studio, where she promptly collapsed onto a chair. duri was her rock, her foundation, and that was crumbling and so was yoorin. a loud sob left her lips.

Seeing the sirens was always a bad sign, but hearing the name of her leader’s love was something that broke Eunwoo’s heart. She knew how much Duri meant to her member, and as she pushed through the trainees, she notice the familiar back to grab her hand and guide her away from everyone. Euwnoo knew that if Yoorin stayed there longer, others would see her tears.

Seeing the sadness and shock in her member’s eyes really shook Eunwoo. Wren was often seen as the strongest member emotionally, and here she was in front of her broken down. Sitting next to her, she held Yoorin for some time before quietly speaking.

“Unnie.... let it all out, I’m not going anywhere.”