Put your music on shuffle, then reblog and put in the tags the first song that comes on! Let’s share music together.
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Do you like fruits?
Feel free to suggest any poll you would like to see via chat or comment or ask :)
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)
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hipness purgatory
indie sleaze
global village coffeehouse
supergraphic ultramodern
memphis-milano
internet awesomesauce
pacific punk wave
utopian scholastic
frasurbane
curly girly
pastel southwestern
mission school
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i think you’d feel better if you turned off your phone and watched a couple hours of murder she wrote. come on. jessica is going to visit her irish publisher in this one it’ll be a good one. power down the phone and snuggle up.
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"i stg" actually stands for "i simon to garfunkel"
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My top surgeon said since I'm so crazy betitted, my scar is likely going to be in one piece across my whole chest, so I'm going to talk to him about getting my scar done in a sort of V shape, almost like I've been autopsied, but from under my armpit. No idea if it's possible, but it would be really funny. And yes I'm being serious. This isn't a bit. If I'm not gonna have nipples, I might as well go full silly.
"Transgender? This is from when the aliens took me. I'm an LGBabducTee."
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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊
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Nobody was doing it like Mary Magdalene. Tits out. Standing on a mountain. Holding a skull. She’s like the lesbian catholic hamlet. Aesthetically an absolute win for the gays.
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