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Hey! Been a minute but catching up with life. Inside the fandom jw what’s up!?!

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Bet!

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#vibes 😂

To anyone who cares to answer: what's your favorite cliché YA trope

Artemis: I don't read "YA".

Holly: His is the "misunderstood bad boy" trope. Mine is the "save me" trope. Where the girl saves the boy, of course.

Artemis: Of course. We can't have subtlety.

Juliet: I thought Artemis's would be the "billionaire love interest".

Artemis: Surprisingly, that trope is meant more for the female gaze. Also, it's wildly incorrect.

Minerva: And he says he doesn't read YA.

Artemis: These tropes aren't only in YA!

Beckett: I like Chosen Ones where the hero gets a magic sword!

Myles: Wizard powers are vastly superior to magical weapons.

Beckett: Not if I cut the wizard's arms off!

Juliet: I like the tropes where children are quiet. Oh, there's no such thing? Life imitating art.

Butler: ... I'm partial to the meet-cute.

MOD: This ask has been addressed in the catalogue. You can find it here.

MOD: This ask has been addressed in the catalogue. You can find it here.

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For whoever feels like answering: any tips for managing nightmares and anxiety relating to past traumatic events, also what is your favourite aquatic creature mythological or otherwise :)

Juliet: Trauma-wise I don’t think we should give advice since Artemis is the one with the psychology degree… but I listen to really loud brown noise at night to help with dreams. And my favorite fish is the lionfish because it is fabulous and dangerous.

Foaly: I drink carrot-milk before bed for the nightmares. When it gets really bad though I sleep in a sensory deprivation tank. My own design of course. My favorite deep-sea creature is the one-of-a-kind coelacanth. This fish is older than some fairy species… on par with the kraken itself. Some of the water-brained Atlanteans even worship them.

Holly: I do relaxing exercises before bed and I try to be exhausted before I even try to help me sleep deeper. As for the aquatic creature… I’ve always been partial to the kelpie even though they aren’t real.

Butler: Nightmares are a part of the job. As for the fish I enjoy a nice salmon- Minerva: I’ve not had any long-term issues with nightmares… however Beau seems to benefit from cuddles at bedtime. My favorite aquatic animal is a toss-up between the lang fish and the immortal jellyfish. The immortal jellyfish for being immortal of course. But the lang fish– though it looks more like a salamander– is so adaptable it can form a long-term cocoon of mucus around itself in times of drought.

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To Artemis, Foaly, Minerva, and whoever else would like to answer. What are your opinions on Star Wars? Did you like the films?

Artemis: As I've mentioned previously, I am not very familiar with the Star Wars franchise.

Minerva: Nor am I. I prefer science fact to science fiction.

Foaly: Actually, Star Wars is more of a science fantasy or a space opera than sci-fi. I'm a big fan of the original trilogy, of course, classic, but I also like the animated series which have been released in the last decade or so.

Butler: I watched the original trilogy on one of my, erm, excursions before Artemis was born, then watch the prequels with Juliet, then the sequels with Juliet and the twins. I didn't like all of them, but they've oddly marked significant periods of my life.

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During all of this movie madness, I would like to nod that yes, we have a movie.... Thank you for attempting sincerely. I personally appreciate the efforts from all angles that we have gotten this far. In spite of everything, we have an opportunity to share a significant moment in the Fowldom. To a decade plus of a wait.

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In memory of the Julius Root we all know, I pledge a cigar toke to all those legal aged. May we read the books and remember the balls to the walls, hot headed, cigar smoking, no bs, commander.

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We were truly robbed by not getting to see Butler don a suit of armour and fight a troll with his bare hands.

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The "I just watched Artemis Fowl (2020)" starter pack:

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ARTEMIS FOWL MY EVIL WEAK-ASS PASTY SOULLESS BITCH WHAT DID DISNEY DO TO YOU

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When I see this, i think of my forgotten golden queen..... however, I'm in love with all the new content about her! U all make me so proud!

mood: gilded romanticism

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🤣 things... love!

Butler: Where’s Artemis

Myles: Doing a thing.

Butler: I see…. And where’s Holly?

Myles: Trying to stop Artemis from doing the thing.

Butler: And Minerva?

Myles: Trying to stop Holly from stopping Artemis from doing the thing.

Butler: And why are you here?

Myles: I’m here to stop you from stopping Minerva from stopping Holly from stopping Artemis from

doing the thing.

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You drew my queen so beautiful. Thank u for sharing your amazing art.

-FGCG

Sneak peek from stream... thank you to everyone who showed up... it means a lot to me that words on a screen can never express.

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artemis: i have two hands.

artemis: one for holding minerva's, the other for hacking into several goverment-owned corporations.

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Dear Person Reading This

If I tagged you, then I really hope you reblog this for your followers. I’m not doing it for attention, I’m doing it because even I needed this letter.

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Dear person reading this,

You’re amazing. And I’m going to give you every reason on why. So throughout this entire thing, just listen. It’s going to get cheesy, and you’re going to feel like scrolling to skip to another point. But don’t, let everything sink in slowly so that you realize it’s true.

If you manage to get through the entire thing without believing it at the end, then I want you to read through it again. Read it so many times that you’re mocking it. And then read it once more. Believe that it’s all true, and maybe you’ll feel confident, even if it’s just a little while.

Dear person reading this, you’re beautiful. I know you don’t see it, especially at the dark times when the light is just too far. But other people do, even if it’s just the tiniest thing like a nose scrunch, or how your face concentrates.

As I’ve read once before, you’ve never seen your expressions in the most beautiful moments. When you receive good news, that makes your heart swell with joy. How your eyes light up when you talk about something you enjoy. When you laugh, and how it sounds like music to the person that likes you. Hell, even when you’re down in the dumps, and you truly believe like you’re having the worst day for everything, someone, even if it’s just one person, thinks you’re beautiful.

Dear person reading this, you’re talented. If you can’t do any of the arts, that’s fine. You don’t have to be good at doing plays, writing, drawing or playing music. If you’re not good at any schoolwork, that’s fine. You have that other special thing that you do constantly. If you don’t play sports, then that’s great too. You don’t have to.

If your art doesn’t turn out to what you want it to look like—speaking to all art forms—just remember, when you’re showing it to someone, they didn’t have that same idea in your head. They’re seeing it for the first time! To them, it’s like gold, even though to you it’s just bronze painted gold.

Dear person reading this, you’re incredibly smart. In or out of school. You’re smart, you manage to navigate the world every single day! You’re learning things you didn’t even realize! Hell, you’re even mastering some of them!

If you’re in school, and you can’t keep certain grades up even though you’re trying, don’t worry about it. As long as you tried your absolute hardest—even if it isn’t that much!—you tried. And you get to say that you did. But, don’t use those grades against yourself. They don’t define you, don’t let them define you.

Dear person reading this, you’re loved beyond your control. No matter what situation you’re in at the moment, there’s always someone that loves you. I’m one of them! I don’t even know you and I already know you’re amazing!

Every single day someone thinks of you at least once and they smile to themselves. If it isn’t your parents, then it’s your friends. If it isn’t your friends, it’s some random kid that looks at you during the day every day to make sure you’re there. Your friends who text you, on any social media platform. Anyone who likes or follows you, retweets or reblogs, comments or DMS you, there’s always someone thinking about you.

Dear person reading this, you have potential. I know you don’t see it right now, or if you do, then great. But there’s always something directing you on the path for a reason. If you need to reach your dreams, then reach far, because I know you can! I believe in you, other people believe in you! You can do it.

Dear person reading this, you and everything you do, is valid! Your daily routine of doing your hair or picking out clothes. Not eating your vegetables, doodling when you should be working, anything.

Why? Because you’re unique. What kind of person would you be if you followed in someone’s steps directly? Spice it up if you don’t feel like you’re as valid as I say you are!

Dear person reading this, stop saving things to use at the “perfect time”. I hate to break it to you, but that time is never coming. Summer body saving for next year? Do it now. Wear the new clothes you just bought! Wash them later.

If you try and save it for something special, and all these events are passing you by, you’re missing out. There’s no perfect time to do it, then now. Eat the chocolate bar! But show self-control by saving some of it for later. Show discipline but not enough to bring yourself down.

Dear person reading this, go easy on yourself. If you’re too hard, then you’re going to do some mental damage. Go slow, you don’t have to pressure yourself.

Dear person reading this, change doesn’t happen all at once, give it some time. I know you want it to happen overnight, but they weren’t wrong when they said practice makes perfect.

Dear person reading this, I hope you’re well. Did you drink your water? Eat your food? Take a shower? Your medicine? I hope you did, stay healthy. Don’t let your body deteriorate at all, take care of it as much as you can.

Dear person reading this, I wish you the best. I hope that life gives you the best, I hope you get everything you want in life and more. I hope that you become successful, you deserve it.

Dear person reading this, do whatever you have to do to get through life. Just don’t harm yourself in the process. Don’t leave the world early. Stay for the ride even if it’s bumpy, if you have to get off and walk around the bumps, then do it.

Dear person reading this, you’re absolutely perfect to me. In every aspect that I’ve described and more. You’re the world to some. You’re the world to me. Be gentle with yourself.

Signed,

A lost girl that needs to take care of herself.

Please reblog this for your followers! They need this too!

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This is a message for you wonderful people! I love you, read the message and feel powerful.

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And they will make the most beautiful babies!!! Dont lie!

It makes me really happy to think about how Artemis is Irish and Russian and Minerva is Brazilian and French!