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EXPRESSION/PORTRAIT SKETCH COMMISSIONS!!

Unfortunately it's come to my attention that I need money to...live? I guess?

Ok I actually don't feel quite right joking about this more than that, depressing part incoming: It's been a rough one and bills are stacked up. It's been over a year since I've been gainfully employed and frankly I'm tired of feeling like I'm not contributing something to my household.

SO

With all the depressing stuff out of the way, I'm opening up my first commissions in a long while. I know things are hard for more than just me, so, -waves hand- How's 20 dollars for a little portrait sound? If you're interested, DM me and I'll give you my info, I'll need references for both the character you want me to draw and the expression you want! Art delivered after payment!

But that's not all!

If you want multiples at once, I'll lower that to 15 per sketch!

I can draw: people dragons a lot of animals (thanks, childhood Redwall obsession!) Probably robots!

So if you want a little doodle from an exhausted unemployed trans girl, you could do worse than me!

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Bringing this back for the remaster era

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Prompt, request, what have you: I haven't been able to get the idea of Lae'zel as Calvin of Calvin and Hobbs with a red dragon Hobbs out of my head. Shadowheart also makes a great Susie.

THANK YOU FOR THIS IDEA OAK YOUR MIND IS HUGE

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this is the vibe from here on out

made in 2025

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One of the funny things about LotR is that almost every people in it professes to disbelieve in the supernatural, but because they live in a fantasy world their baseline for "natural" is so jacked up. The Rohirrim are like, yeah, there's a wizard in this tower and ancient tradition that we have no reason to doubt says this mountain is full of ghosts, but walking trees? Short people? I don't think so. Galadriel is like, "Listen I heard you describe what I do as magic and look I just gotta clear some things up, okay." Gondorians are like, yeah, of course the Enemy has spectres of men who lived long ago and never died and can now fly above us and incapacitate us with just their voices. This is just a fact of life, okay? But shut up about this magic weed that makes comatose people better. That's an old wives' tale. Royalty? Press X to doubt.

The people group in Tolkien's work who seem most receptive to magic and least restricted by their own notions of what it can do actually seem to be the hobbits. And they use it to avoid meeting people they don't want to talk to

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well i'll be damned.

(☞ sources for German bastarda and Burgundian bastarda)

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So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch

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You can buy yourself a plushie, a new snuggly buddy, a new friend even but watch out. The monies

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My party has like no charisma, it’s terrible

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shoutout to the brief civil war that went down on the balatro subreddit today

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in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

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hungry,,,

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