You know the problem with modern-day youth is? They don't know what blood, bile, or phlegm smells like.
I swear, kids these days have no scents of humor!
Stumbled across this tweet and simply had to record it. Not my best Henry Czerny impersonation, but I think I captured the spirit. Also, forgive the sound quality, I'm terrible at editing audio.
At some point I think you guys need to seek out your mean asshole girl characters and fandoms outside of franchises directed toward the teething demographic.