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Types of malevolent fanartists upon hearing Harlan say that if Arthur Lester was an animal, he'd be a rabbit:
1. Aw little fluffy friend :)
2. Cool anthropomorphic art
3. Wide, feral eyes and a small, rapidly beating heart. They say a cornered animal is just as dangerous as a wounded one. Leg in the trap, will you chew it off? You have claws, use them. Eternal prey, hunted and hunted until you reach your inevitable fate of being mauled. You escape the jaws of the beast only to run into the loving embrace of a hunter's rifle.
4. GAY BUNNY SUIT
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good news today: offer got accepted on a flat so i will be a homeowner soon
bad news: desperately need a new job because i got in trouble today for the evil transgression of jokingly asking one of my coworkers if hes changing job to get away from the assholes here which a coworker i thought was cool then misquoted to a group of coworkers that instantly assumed it was about them and now theyre all mad at me 馃お
#hell world. hell world#remember when i used to say i loved this job and never wanted to leave#kms#(not really i prommy)#words.jpg
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ok so like four years ago i went to the london podcast festival and tom crowley started having a chat with me and said he wanted to keep talking to me after he took a cigarette break but i had to leave while he was gone and ever since my friends have said i jilted him. this is my chance to finally un-jilt him. do you think he will remember
#i am KIDDING of course he wont thats silly. unless....#ALSO. I GET THE SHOW THE CAST MY TATTOO. >:D#wooden overcoats#wo
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WE ARE SO BACK
#thank you SO MUCH for posting this i wouldve have known otherwise bc i dont use other social medias like ever#booked a ticket 馃槑#wo
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#not.... great#im an aspiring mad scientist that made a frankenstein modeled off a coworker i hate bc my other coworker told me i just needed to get laid#nobody agrees that this was the best solution. i have no social skills with which to counteract#interactive
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malevolent is sooo funny. absolutely pathetic british wet cat of man who suffers approximatley three (3) stab wounds per day and constantly mutters to himself about all the people hes killed sniffs out every closeted gay man in america like a fucking bloodhound, and then flips a coin to see whether this one will try to kill him or not. if they do try he goes welp. sexually charged nickname for you (this makes no difference at all i dont know why he does it)
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Against my will, I've become quite fond of Rincewind and his desire to live and the fact that he's made that everyone's problem.
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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Does anyone remember that one post from uh nine months ago?
I also drew this Wooden Overcoats x TMA crossover to go with it, but didn't post, because I felt like the Funns were fine on their own. Anyway, posting it now, because I stumbled upon the picture and found it funny.
What would the gathering of archivists be called, by the way? A flock?
#a group of archivists is called a spectrum#<-- prev yeah. the autism spectrum#also. ginger rudyard...... your mind op........#wo#tma#very nice i think they would bicker so bad
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reading hogfather in the middle of june
#ohhhh so cute...#im on a bit of a discworld kick atm i love all the weird little characters they are all so fun.......#books
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#i feel so fucking bad for grieving so hard as if we were actually close#i havent seen her since we were both like 13#but. it was just so sudden#one minute shes this quiet constant in m life i hear occasional updates about#the next shes dying.#i know thats not how grief works but i feel like i dont deserve to grieve like this#when her parents have been in hospital with her for the past three days#and i havent seen her in nearly a decade#but. jesus fucking christ.#not even a month ago she was planning out her wedding.#personal
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not to go all kimya dawson but i will genuinely lose my shit if one more person i know dies
#family friend had a severe asthma attack and the doctors think she might be braindead following it#i havent seen her in years but theyre only family friends because i was friends with her and her brother in nursery#so really she should just be a friend not a family friend but it feels like. like im not being fair if i say that#i feel bad for being so upset about it when i havent seen her in so long but. im a wreck over it#personal
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