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Hotch, pointing to a wall: What color is this?
Reid: Gray.
Emily: Grey.
Hotch, turning to Morgan: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Morgan: Dark white.
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EMILY: Our UnSub escaped custody last night. I want everyone to remain vigilant, he has a history of targeting law enforcement.
LUKE: Oh, we are so cooking.
GARCIA: Cooked.
LUKE: What?
GARCIA: We’re cooked not cooking.
LUKE: What’s the difference?
GARCIA: Cooked is bad, cooking is good. You’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.
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"Not all men" you're right, Spencer Reid would never

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JJ: If I didn't know better, I'd say you were scared.
Morgan: Come on, scared?
absolute silence
Morgan: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
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Why do people call married characters “boyfriend material”🤨🤨 He’s been a boyfriend, and a husband, so why don’t you just call him baby daddy material🤨🤨🤨 hm🤨🤨🤨🤨 give him a new title🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
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this sent me back about 76 business years
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was scrolling my cai recommended and got jumpscared (/pos) bc i somehow completely forgot seeing that you made bots 😭😭
anyway shout out to your bots though bc you eat every time
yup yup i had to make a new acc tho💔

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ugh i’ve been so sick recently😞
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oh🙁
what if in the way dirt is worm poop, snow is yeti snot
sorry
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hey he’s just in the spirit let him be

It’s mid February 🧍🏻♀️
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STOPPPP STOPPPPPLL MATTHEW ISNCOMING BACK TO CM??? AHHAGS PLEASE MY HEART THEYRE GONNA KILL HIM😭
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STOP THIS IS CUTE???
nobody cares but i wanna talk about my crush teehee
i confessed to her on friday at the end of school, giving her a drawing and a note (not saying letter bc it wasn't that formal) and then ran away with my friend LMAOO
okay so like
guys she's so fucking sweet 😭 she told me she isn't really ready for a relationship and stuff but she does like me and would say yes to going out with me but she didn't rly wanna get into any relationships this year. she thinks im cute and really nice and enjoys spending time with me too, and maybe it could bloom into something else one day
so we aren't together but knowing that she likes me n thinks im cute makes me so happy like i was all giggly bro
so honestly im just waiting for her, i really really like her and idc how long it takes i wanna wait for her so we can be together (ᗒᗩᗕ)
anyways we've been messaging a bit more since, especially cuz we dont have school this week..
also guys she drew my favorite valorant agents and she's gonna give me it whenever we hangout teehee
alsoooo, today i got us matching little keychain plushies and she likes them <33 waiting to hangout so i can give it to her too
#somebody tell me how to find love w a straight girl if i’m a tranny😞#UGH MY CRUSH IS SO PRETTY AND SWEET🙁#YOURS SOUNDS SO SWEET TOO😭❤️
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me when i saw spencer reid info dump for the first time

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