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albums OWNED by taylor swift.

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In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

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Gigi’s instagram story ❤️

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just me and my weird little blog against the world

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“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

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Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

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they permanently removed taylor’s banner from the staples center because of the fragile hockey fans who felt like it was a curse

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can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

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That’s how he sounds on 90% of his music tho did people not know that

one day you all will appreciate bon iver’s falsetto in evermore and then you will see

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aksjfhfh

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Timeline of Taylor and Joe’s relationship

2016

2017

2018

2019

2020

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i love how taylor specifically mentions the boat license like she wouldn’t think of dumping a body from a boat unless she’d been properly trained to drive it

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lol my girlfriend and i get so much anxiety at the grocery store it is not fun

whole foods in nyc is no joke

the inherent romance of going to a grocery store and goofing around with the person you love

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does taylornation do background check? I don’t want to miss out on secret session just because I have a potential murder charge

you have a what now

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Since folklore came out I think I’ve only listened to the 1 MAYBE 4 times because it made me think of my ex so much it physically hurt but over the last few months I’ve worked on it in therapy and am healing and shit and then they texted me and I’m like YES I GOT YOUR LETTER YES IM DOING BETTER and I relate to closure more now and thank you Taylor for releasing your music around my healing xoxoxox

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taylor should write a song about how horrible zoom meetings are