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recklessbarbieklaus:

friendly reminder that even if i take ages to reply, i still want to roleplay with you

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❝ I’m a very patient woman, but I can be your WORST                                                                                                 nightmare.❞

a highly selective, multiverse, multiship, indie rp for madolyn wayne, a batman oc. 10+ years of role playing experience, write para & chat, use gifs & icons. very oc friendly. main fc is perfect unicorn emmy rossum.·

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Update: 

Not dead, just extremely busy! Will be back in a couple months.

but hello c: 

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Send 📼 for a gif that describes the relationship between our muses.

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“Well, if apologies must take place - then I apologize for intruding upon your private moment, Ms. Gordon.”

A decidedly gentle smile appeared at his eyes. “Would you like to try some new brownies I’ve baked?  They’re coincidentally your favourite.  Don’t tell the others, but I’ve saved a batch for you.”

His words raise brows, expression easing into something decidedly more  curious. Gaze  fell  to  that  handkerchief,  lips  curving up at the edges as she accepts it. ‘’Ah, yeah. I think so. Thank you. Um, I’m sorry you had to…’’ her reply dropped off, the thought abandoned. ‘’Did you need me for something?’’

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Red Robin #15

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“Well ... she just has that look about her.  In her smile. She’s got quite a lovely smile.”

He smiled briefly, before shaking his head and tucking her in. 

“Anyway, that’s besides the point. What story would you like to hear tonight, Miss Maddie?” 

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“How d’you know?” Maddie asked curiously, cocking her head to the side. She yawned and crawled under the covers, preparing for Alfred to read her a story.

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“Well, we’ll see about that.” 

"It's just Valentine's day... I don't see the big deal."

VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES

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“I suppose it’s not a big deal, really. Kind of stupid… and expensive… and unnecessary.” Maddie admitted, fixing her styled hair in the mirror. “That is, unless you have a date that’s going to be here in ten minutes.” She peered back at him over her shoulder. “Don’t give him a hard time, okay? If that’s possible.” 

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“A boy at school, huh? Sounds like an interesting fellow.” 

“Oh, alright then. But if you can’t swim on your own,  and you still want to -- we’re going to get you some  lessons, yes?” 

MADDIE huffed and peered up at Alfred through the curly ringlets in her face. No one ever thought she could do anything. “From a boy at school. He showed me on a video and told me how and now I’m ready. Can we go tomorrow?” 

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“Nothing, she just -uh, seems like a very nice person, that’s all.” 

"So. Dr. Thompson seems nice. Right?"

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  “SHE’S okay for a Doctor, I guess. Don’t really know her. Why?” 

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[Text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket I can have morning sex with. -cxffeeshxpgirl

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[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

amazing

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[ From here | @heirexss ]

“Mean! Can too!” 

He felt the smallest of smiles starting at his mouth - tugging, nearly showing in his gaze. 

“Oh, really? And when’d you learn how to do that, Miss?” 

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Texts From Last Night ask meme!

[text] I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

[text] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment

[text] So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

[text] Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

[text] Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

[text] I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

[text] The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

[text] I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

[text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night

[text] I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet

[text] At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

[text] omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

[text] Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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Batman #49 - “Superheavy IX” (2016) pencil & ink by Yanick Paquette color by Nathan Fairbairn

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"I can swim." (Kid!Muse)

[ From here | Captain America: The First Avenger starters | accepting | @heirexss ]

“No, you can’t.” 

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"Seems harmless enough. Hard to see what all the fuss is about."

[ From here | Captain America: The First Avenger starters | Accepting ]

“Certain things are easier when you’re younger and agile, Miss.”