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geraldmariaivo · 12 hours
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wait what’re the other animals? I need to know!
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geraldmariaivo · 14 hours
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@pixlokita, i know i promised a comic for the ballpit au, but it turned into a small animation. Whoops. Hope you like it!
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bonus content under the cut!
Version with a bonus frame:
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the text full says “Uncle Henry, you shouldn’t be eating this late. I understand that you have had a stressful day, however, this is not a healthy way to deal with stress. Eating before bed can cause heart burn, or esophageal irritation, which can cause difficulty sleeping. That cereal is also full of sugar and unhealthy preservatives. I will make a healthy breakfast for us in the morning.”
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geraldmariaivo · 19 hours
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Me: In November, either Trump or Biden will win. There is no third outcome, so we should vote accordingly for the option that will mitigate the most harm.
The people in my notes: Oh, so you think direct action is bad? You think voting is literally the only thing we can do? You hate activism? You love Biden and endorse everything he does and think nobody should criticize him ever? You think voting will just magically solve all our problems? You think protesting is wrong? You love the status quo and think everything is fine?
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geraldmariaivo · 2 days
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geraldmariaivo · 4 days
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Hey so am I the only one who realized that Steven Universe gems aren’t classified as “alive” for the same reasons viruses aren’t (has no built-in method of reproduction as a species, and is required to hijack the mechanisms of something else capable of making living cells), and that’s why the injectors for the Kindergartens are like that?
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I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up
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geraldmariaivo · 7 days
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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.
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geraldmariaivo · 13 days
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geraldmariaivo · 13 days
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*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check
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geraldmariaivo · 13 days
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geraldmariaivo · 14 days
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geraldmariaivo · 14 days
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I really like the idea of Alfred being the one to do it, for a few reasons.
It would be funny as fuck for Alfred to be getting groceries or something, and maybe get a new gun for his collection. Probably something made back in his heyday, if he’s feeling nostalgic. Suddenly Joker is there, goons have people hostage, and dear me, this isn’t good. Joker singles him out as the butler of the Waynes, makes some bad jokes, and then threatens his family. Alfred says something about Batman, Joker makes a smartass remark, and the ‘no killing’ rule that The Bat has is brought up. Alfred tells him that while Batman has a rule against killing, Alfred himself is very old-fashioned about things, and then shoots Joker in the face point-blank.
Alfred would be hailed as a hero by pretty much all of Gotham, and Bruce would never live it down. The amount of attempted kidnappings of the Waynes as a whole would also go down once people realized they were at risk of getting gunned down by the old man who ran out of fucks to give, and ended Joker.
I firmly believe that Alfred killing Joker would make Jason so happy. Alfred was always the grandpa you could come to when he had a fight with Bruce or even Dick. He looks back and sees that Alfred has always been the primary pillar of stability in their family. The crime lord stuff and bag of heads and hurting Tim was definitely been pushing the boundaries, but he was always the one to have the least problems with Jason doing his thing as Red Hood. Knowing that your grandpa who held you when you cried because you had a bad argument with your dad, and made meals from scratch in the early hours of the morning, and made hot chocolate on cold nights, and kept you in bed when you were sick or injured to make sure you healed no matter how much you struggled and kicked and screamed because he cared so much…to know that man is the one who Avenged you? I can only imagine how much that might mean to him.
I find the idea that Joker’s last moments being seeing this thin, old british butler who looks like a stiff wind could knock him over pointing a gun at him absolutely hysterical.
I feel like Dick would bitch and moan about how he beat Joker to death first, how come that doesn’t count toward the avenging death thing at all?!?!?
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“So as the reasons stated, Anti ECTO Acts are not only harmful as a back door into the security of the Meta Protection Acts, it’s bordering on species destruction. I’m appalled this has passed right under our noses.”
Batman’s spirited (eh) speech from earlier kept digging at a nerve in Constantine’s mind.
“You seem pensive, are you alright?” Think of the devil, and he appears with his dorky pointing ears in tow.
“What? Yeah,” Constantine started, “I’m just surprised is all. What with your son being an ecto being, thought this sorta stuff would be on your radar.��
He shrugged as he went to leave, but was stopped by a winged gauntlet, “my son?”
“Yeah,” Constantine said, “the bloke with the red mask. I mean, it’s obvious, what with the fact he needs to kill and consume souls just to stay whole and sane.”
Batman’s mouth turned thin, “explain.”
Constantine snorted before sobering, “oh you’re serious.” He got the patented hng in response.
“You’re son’s a revenant, at least without a proper magical check up to make sure. That’s the typical prognosis when a person comes back from the dead after mur-”
“What,” Batman interrupted, “is a revenant?”
“An ecto being that needs to feed on souls to stay alive, or their demise avenged. Basically, their soul is unbalanced, due to the fact that when they came back, only their rage does. To get all the other emotions, they must,” he makes a slashing motion across his neck, “others to get those emotions from. Or, who ever killed them is offed by the person of their choosing. Well,” he thinks for a second, “it’s not a conscious choice but someone their soul chooses. Once the original perp is dead, the rage will rest, which lets in all the other emotions to stay.”
Batman huffed.
“Honestly surprised that the clown’s still alive. The amount of theatrics your son contains, I bet whoever his soul chose, got quite the show.”
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geraldmariaivo · 26 days
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screaming because tumblr won’t let me submit multiple images. Anyway, here’s memes about @pixlokita’s Into the Ball Pit AU inno particular order. + bonus wing au memes!
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geraldmariaivo · 1 month
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how about this?
Item: the Hypnotic Artifact; while clutching this mysterious blue egg a short rest counts as a long rest
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geraldmariaivo · 1 month
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Prompt:
After some very eventful weeks of Jason’s debut as the Red Hood he takes a week deserved night off and decides to crash in one of his safe houses.
He did not count on one of the Bats finding him there.
So to keep his plans from being torpedoed entirely Jason goes with the split second decision of pretending he was held captive by the Red Hood.
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geraldmariaivo · 1 month
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Dick gets his drink mixed up with another persons in the library while visiting Barbara.
He was drinking some kale smoothie thing, for health and stuff, and he set it down to grab a book from the shelf. There was another guy next to him, who also had a smoothie in the same kind of shake-n-go bottle.
They swapped by accident.
Dick checked out his book, said goodbye to Barbara, and took a sip of his smoothie.
That's the last thing he remembers.
He wakes up two days later pinned down by a practically feral Jason, who's eyes are glowing a sickly Lazarus green, with Bruce, Tim, Cass, and Duke all showing signs of losing a fight. He's sore everywhere, and Damian is nowhere to be seen.
"Uh...." his voice cracks, and he's suddenly aware of how fucking painful his throat is. "Hi? What's going on?"
"...Is it really you, Dickwing? I swear to God if it isn't and this is another-"
"Jay I really don't know what's going on, man."
Jason doesn't believe him. Dick is cuffed with anti-meta cuffs and escorted to the cave, where Bruce demands test after test and Dick tells them the last thing he remembers.
Apparently, after taking that sip, his eyes had turned to Lazarus green, and he had beelined for the mansion. Along the way there, he had run into the Riddler.
He had broken most of the Riddler's bones.
That was when everyone had been called in to subdue Dick, who for some strange reason kept gunning for Damian. Hence, Damian was upstairs and not allowed down until they were sure Dick was okay again.
It's concluded that Dick drank some alternate form of Lazarus Water, lost his mind, proceeded to take everyone out with enhanced strength and speed except Jason, who had entered a Pit episode just to keep up, and worked through it two days after consumption.
But who the fuck transported a material as dangerous as modified Lazarus Water in a fucking shake-n-go bottle?
Danny, however, is a little sad that his ecto-shake was stolen by some rando at the library.
Their kale smoothie was pretty good though.
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geraldmariaivo · 1 month
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Short DPXDC Prompts #1046
The Lazarus Pit’s water is unable to mix with ectoplasm. It’s like a lipid and water, or like two same poled magnets; They simply don’t combine. Jason is an undead man brought back fully by a Lazarus Pit. God knows what the two life sustaining liquids has done to him internally. (i'm imagining like an animal in formaldehyde that stays in solution for way too long and when you dissect it everything is already dissolved. Like the only thing inside its body that’s discernible is maybe a floating bit that could be a pancreas and some bits of intestine. No this isn’t from personal experience what do you mean.)
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