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peak sibling energy from grant and siobhan on game changer

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You know how Flamingos are pink because of the shrimp they eat. That's also why Fig's skin is pink. It's not her fiendish heritage. It's her sheer shrimp intake. Yeah, she's a fiend. A fiend for shrimp.

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Sonnet For Triumph

Behold the frantic kind of ambition

Sisyphus must have had to keep going

Girl with a hand grenade on a mission

The best-kept restless secret worth knowing

Witness the kind of kind you can become

When someone is evil enough to you

It’s easy to go quiet when you’re numb

Much harder to force the compassion through

Come see the broken and gilded plaything

Walking and talking now, all on her own

Tabletop tantrums there for the taking

Unbreaking herself from boulder to bone

The freedom to do whatever she wants

The strength to abscond from where her hex haunts

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siobhan physically pushing zac away from her podium is SUCH sibling behavior

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All the corrupted namecards from Game Changer episode Deja Vu

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An Update

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TRUE SIGHT

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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This song was always gonna be for me but wow, @taylorswift is a Stuffy Doll fan confirmed I’m so blessed 🙏🏼

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

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How much money will you donate?

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oooh i love this. this could also be a reason she'd be so willing to kill members of her own party- either they'll be back on the next cycle so it's no big deal or this will be the final run to accomplish whatever her goal is and it'll be worth it anyway

time quangle theory abt copperlady kipperking

she's doing a time loop, or has been doing one

she found the rogue teacher at 8:01 bc she spent a year or two looking last loop and just knew where to start

she's hated riz since freshman year for something he hasnt done yet or for something he's in the process of doing this year

she doesn't want oisin involved because last time it went wrong for him

maybe she keeps looping to prevent something from happening. maybe it's to stop ankarna. maybe the bad kids initially brought back ankarna and caused a disaster and thats why she hates riz gukgak. Maybe riz is the one who ran against her the first time

maybe she filled out lucy's paperwork to swap gods because she learned the gods name in an alternate timeline and it didnt break oblivati mori bc it hadn't happened yet

i really like the theory that she was impersonating jace when henry got yelled at. maybe last time henry got too involved and pulled ruben out before they could finish whatever it is theyre doing

maybe she's got her party grinding rats day in and day out bc the alternative missions were just as grindy and dull to her and at least this way she can guarantee they're safe

she just has the vibes of someone who thinks she knows exactly how the game is supposed to go and then gets mad when her speed run is ruined by a little chaotic rng (the bad kids)

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if i had a nickel for every time the Rat Grinders killed their party cleric I'd have too nickles, which isn't a lot but it's fucked up that it happened twice