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ghostreblogging · 15 days
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So, I’ve been reading quite a few TCF reaction fics lately and something I’ve noticed about all of these tics is that they all say Cale managed to take the war against the white star from 20 to 2 years and you know what? They’re wrong.
Cale had 2 years to prepare for the war with the north and as he’s running around he finds out a bit about arm and what they’re doing but not their purpose. This man finds out about the crazy stuff the white radish and the sealed b*tch have been doing only after the war with the northern alliance happens. You know how long it takes him to deal with all that?
A YEAR! One mother f*ck*ng year! Raon isn’t even 7 yet! This man Thales 20 years of war and terror and pain and suffering and deals with the problem in one f*ck*ng year. Sure he collected most of his allies and strengths in those first 2 years but Cale was still pretty much working blind when it came to the white radish and his plots.
People, you think 2 years is impressive? This man really did most of it in one and our beloved fool was in an entirely different dimension for 3 months of that year. Cale is legitimately terrifying and these fics are not giving him enough credit.
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ghostreblogging · 16 days
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Some Guy Outtake/Prompt
"Well if you keep psychoanalyzing your dates -" "Yes, Danny, I am well aware I am the problem." Jazz sigh in resignation, “maybe I should just give up for now."
Danny entered his kitchen and placed the phone on the counter, continuing to speak to his sister as he dug through his cabinets. Peanut butter and jelly sounded good for dinner. "Jazz, you're not a problem. You just get overzealous and are passionate about what you're studying." "Like mom and dad?"
"Ha! Well -" Danny turned, package of bread in hand, to see Red Robin on his fire escape looking like he was trying to open it.
"Hold-on Jazz there's a Robin at my window." "So? Maybe give it some bread?"
Danny looked at the loaf in his hand and then back to the window.
The last thing Tim had been expecting when he tried to enter Danny's apartment was a package of wonder bread to hit him in the face. He fell back into the railing with a crash.
"What was that?" Jazz asked. "I don't think the Robin liked the bread." "Try bird seed next time."
A week later, Jason, like his little brother, was also not expecting the hand full of small pellets to the face.
Masterpost
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ghostreblogging · 16 days
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Why doesn't the justice league know about Amity Park?
Okay so it's been a bit sonce I watched the show but one of the things in DpxDC is the anti-ecto acts, which I love, but correct me if I'm wrong, I THINK ??? they only show up in reality trip? SO: What if Danny, when using the gauntlet to undo everything, also got rid of the Anti-Ecto acts? but this is babys first time editing reality so he uh Fucks Up A Lil'. As a result when Danny used the reality gauntlet to wipe the AEA from existence he accidentally wiped Amity Park from perception. A big 'nothing matters over here' jedi mind trick, and now no ones looking at Amity. So, the Justice League actually WERE looking into and monitoring the situation in Amity, but when the perception filter closed them off, all of that suddenly went ignored.
This is noticed when someone (Alfred, Dick, Tim, literally anyone) realises theres just. A BIG dusty pile of case files semi abandoned somewhere in the cave when going through a (time period)ly cave cleaning.
They put it down because it's Not Important.
They come back to finish the cleaning the next day and do the exact same thing, but there's nothing to actually distract them this time and it pings as weird. Because why would case files be not important? They are by definition important, because only things flagged as important go into case files.
They try to get someone else to read it, because as long as they don't read the information in the file, they don't put it down.
That person goes to read it, gets a line in and then says something like 'that isn't important' and goes to leave. Person A pushes it and person B ALSO catches on.
Que the Batfam trying to figure out hey, what the fuck actually?
Meanwhile, how is Amity fairing? Canon compliant everything's going alright? Or have knock on effects to No One Look Here started to show?
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ghostreblogging · 20 days
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Krs!cale HC
Cale can sleep in ANYWHERE
He sleeps standing, on the ground, sleeps seated, literally anywhere
(maybe that's because of his years on earth but I will overlook this)
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ghostreblogging · 21 days
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Cale at the wall that protects the Elf Village: Relax, I was just bluffing about taking care of you all, I mean, I am trash and too lazy to deal with the paperwork that would come from arresting you and taking you to the kingdom.
The tamer, the magic spearman and every arm soldier present: *sigh in relief *
Cale: cheapskate, set them on fire
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ghostreblogging · 21 days
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Inner voice
Bud: Do you ever have those days when you just sit down and have an internal monologue with yourself?
Cale (with 6 different voices in his head): No we have a discussion board and half the time I’m not a part of it.
Bud: …Are you ok?
Cale: Are we ever?
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ghostreblogging · 21 days
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So like, Cale that one time you know
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ghostreblogging · 25 days
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Thank u so much!!!!!!!
Hey can someone help me find this fic??? Post.. basically it was bio dad Bruce but they didn't know so when Bruce was captured for a game show like they kept asking about Danny and Bruce didn't know?
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ghostreblogging · 27 days
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You know? I think about holidays and historical days. And I can't help but think maybe once upon a time maybe all days had some sort of celebration, an idea attached to it. I mean it's probable all 365 days had some kind of meaning left long forgotten. Whether it be an ancient emperor's birthday, or the days of celebration, forgotten momentous occasions. Huge and important movements of their time. Honestly it just makes me think about all the honored who have been forgotten about and all the despised erased from history.
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ghostreblogging · 1 month
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Hey can someone help me find this fic??? Post.. basically it was bio dad Bruce but they didn't know so when Bruce was captured for a game show like they kept asking about Danny and Bruce didn't know?
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ghostreblogging · 2 months
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Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology. Meat is one of them.
But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.
He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.
He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.
Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.
He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.
The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.
He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...
He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.
Until he got a vegan roommate.
Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.
Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar. Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.
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ghostreblogging · 2 months
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DC x DP
Danny the Troll
Danny knows that the Wayne family are actually the Bat vigilantes. So, since being placed in their care, he's been trolling then with his Gotham theories:
Batman isn't real
Robin is though
Red Hood is the Discowing Nightwing
The other one is his replacement
Red Robin is just some dude™️
Oracle is the ghosts of Gotham, guiding the vigilantes
Black Bat is the shadows personified
Spoiler was actually a rouge who changed sides for waffles
Signal stole Gothams shine and that's why it's gloomy
Which would have been fine, if he hadn't streamed that live to his twitch channel dedicated to Crazy Theories, with them being guest stars.
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ghostreblogging · 2 months
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ghostreblogging · 2 months
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Beacrox:*creates a spicy dish at Cales request(because Cale missed eating spicy things T^T)*
Cale:*tries it*hmmmm…. It’s good, but it could use some more spice.
Beacrox:*utter confusion* …yes young master-nim. *thinking that Cale might be insane because this is the spiciest dish he’s ever been in the presence of*
Beacrox:*adds more spice anyways because he’s so confused*
Cale: still needs more spice.
Beacrox:*worried confusion intensifies*
Beacrox:*adds more spice*
Cale: perfect.
Beacrox:*more worried confusion*
Later- *Beacrox enlists Eruhabens help to summon the whole Cale-nim protection squad*
Cale:*is summoned to his fathers office to find perhaps every person he’s ever met standing there with Choi Han looking perhaps as confused as he is*
Deruth: Son… are you feeling alright?
Cale:…yes…? What is this for..?
Beacrox:*puts the spicy dish on the desk*
Alberu: Dongsaeng, this is an intervention.
Deruth: we think something might be wrong with your taste buds.
Cale: huh? It’s not even that spicy? Try it if you don’t believe me?
Everyone in the room: *tries it and immediately starts dying(-Choi Han)*
Deruth: Dear God! That could kill a small cat!
Ohn: as a small cat, I can confirm, eating any more of that would kill me.
Cale: Oh come on! It isn’t that spicy!
Everyone:*confusion*
Choi Han:…
Choi Han:… it isn’t that bad…
Everyone:*appalled*
Alberu: You two are fucking anomalies. This is not something a human, or any race for that matter, can consume without horrible difficulty.
Cale:*walks over to the dish*
Cale:*eats the rest of it to not let it go to waste because it really does have the perfect amount of spice*
Everyone:*in utter terror as Cale shows zero reaction*
Alberu: I am terrified of you.
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ghostreblogging · 2 months
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Danny was enjoying himself. His new haunt was suprisingly spacious and came with lots of charges who needed protection and care.
The old butler guy, Alfred, seemed to at least have an idea of what was going on. He had been making extra food lately and leaving it out for Danny to eat in a secluded area. Danny always made sure to turn the plate invisible and sneak it back to his hidden passage panic room before he started eating.
In return, Danny made sure to do lots of chores around the manor. Intangibility and wind manipulation made dusting super easy if you knew how to use it right.
Danny also took his job as a guardian spirit seriously. He overheard the bats fighting about not wanting to be coddled on patrol and decided it was best to let them handle themselves outside of the manor. Danny himself hated when people stuck thier noses into his business.
Jazz had screwed him over countless times with her good intentions.
But the manor was different. This was his new haunt after his old one kicked him out. This family had invited him in whether they knew it or not. Also, since the Fentons and GIW don't exist in this world, they'd have a hell of a time kicking him out.
It's best not to let it come to that. So Danny had to make these people love him the way Amity Park never did.
The Wayne's however are rather dense. You would think them being the worlds greatest detectives would mean something, but they kept silently blaming each other for things happening around the manor until they couldn't.
A book being put away when they were done with it or their messes being cleaned up when they came back into a room could be easily explained by how many people lived there. The family entering the dining room, discussing what they were going to order for dinner since Alfred was gone for a week only to find a full meal waiting for them on the diner table? They couldn't brush that off.
None of them could cook.
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ghostreblogging · 2 months
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Cujo
"Cujo where in the world do you keep finding all these things?"
Danny looked down at a very proud looking Cujo who had recently returned from his trip.
On each trip he brought back things that he liked, lately Cujo was bringing back the most curious things.
From pillows and toys to weapons and weird clothing.
One time even bringing a golden lasso.
This time it seemed to be a sword and a jar filled with liquid with what he was pretty sure was a human organ.
"Cujo please don't take peoples organs, I don't want to get in trouble"
A sentence he never thought he would be saying,
What a day.
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Alfred: "I seem to be missing my favourite pair of socks?"
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Wonder Woman is questioning who was brave/stupid enough to steal her lasso from practically under her nose.
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Damian: Father! Who took my weapons away, I haven't even been grounded!"
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Lex Luthor: "Where's all the kryptonite I just bought?!"
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Ra's: *squinting* "Something just happened."
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Sorry this one is shorter than usual I'm in the middle of class.
Bye!
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Just an Idea
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ghostreblogging · 2 months
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Danny got caught up in a huge knock down drag out fight with a bunch of aliens with weird magic, fighting alongside the Justice League and Justice League Dark.
He took a hit to the chest, and woke up at the end of the fight very small, and in his human form. Standing up makes his shirt look like a dress, and he knows he can't go ghost.
So he picks his way through the wreckage, and runs straight into the legs of someone.
Danny, internally freaking out, lets out the weakest Ghostly Wail he's ever let loose, knocking the person back only a foot.
Black Canary stares down at him, mystified and very amused.
"That was adorable," she says, covering her mouth to hide her smile.
Or; Danny gets deaged, Black Canary finds him, assumes he's a kid meta with powers like hers, and gets attached.
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