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Chuuya: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. 
Dazai: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? 
Chuuya, already taking off their clothes: God, Dazai, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Dazai: So are we flirting right now?

Chuuya: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Dazai: That doesn’t answer my question

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*Chuuya is crying after a breakup* 
Dazai: There there, Chuuya. 
Chuuya, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? 
Dazai: Great question—

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Chuuya: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! 
Dazai: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? 
Chuuya: I don't know, surprise me!

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Chuuya: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Dazai: You and me!!!

Chuuya, tearing up: Okay.

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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

Chuuya: No.

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Chuuya: Where are you going?

Dazai: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Fyodor: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... 
Nikolai: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? 
Fyodor: Holy shi-

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Chuuya: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Dazai: AS ENEMIES?!

Chuuya:

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Dazai: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Chuuya: Dazai, that's a coma.

Dazai: Sounds festive.

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Chuuya: *Accidentally hits Dazai in the face*

Chuuya: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Chuuya: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Dazai: What’s wrong with you?!