David Horvitz
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so much love given for nothing in return
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manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
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salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
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if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look
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Being alive is kinda out of my price range right now
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Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.
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nobody too busy u just ain’t a priority
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Just remember you’re someone’s most bangable mutual. Maybe multiple. Freaks attract freaks like magnets. Where was I going with this.
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I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*
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i’m so brave i’m so brave and not scared at all
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When I don’t like someone I don’t follow them or interact w them or even remember they exist. I recommend trying that sometime
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sorry i told you you were fucking stupid maybe don’t be so fucking stupid next time
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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed
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