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gideonthefirst · 1 day
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Just a comparison:
"You have one day to formally agree to my demands. If you instead use this day to, I dunno, figure out how you’re gonna fuck with me, I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you"
-Kozma Lazlo, s3 e7
But since you’re comin’ to us, you’re gonna wait for US. And I just wanna be clear about one thing, Mr. Concord… That, of course… if you’re fucking with us… … we’re gonna fuckin’ kill you.
-"Moc Weepe" s1 e2
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gideonthefirst · 1 day
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There is some pretty shocking footage out there of the Baltimore bridge collapse early this morning. I've already seen some incredibly wrong, incredibly insensitive Hot Takes about how shitty the bridge was to have fallen after being bonked by a boat, etc
Please don't be that person.
The facts will come out. Speculation is silly. In addition to loss of life, the Francis Scott Key bridge was a major arterial in that region's highway system. Its loss will be felt for years, and not just to daily commuters.
Baltimore harbor is closed. No shipping at all. This will impact supply chains in ways we cannot even assess yet.
It's pretty fucked up.
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gideonthefirst · 2 days
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gideonthefirst · 2 days
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Reblog this and put in the tags what you think your role is in your fandom.
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gideonthefirst · 2 days
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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gideonthefirst · 3 days
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if i was sid meier i'd have to get divorced because i would refuse to call my wife by her name and id just call her Sid Meier's Wife™
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gideonthefirst · 3 days
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"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot
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gideonthefirst · 3 days
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Hey guys! 🎲D20 ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 is a collective of artists in the Dimension 20 fan-community who are offering fundraising commissions for Doctors Without Borders, a charity providing medical aid to Palestine. (I'm in this so this is a great chance to make me draw you something you'd want in exchange for a charity donation!)
HOW IT WORKS:
Check our live spreadsheet for artist slots, availability, and price!
After you've chosen a specific artist and made sure they have slots available, donate their required amount to the Doctors Without Borders' Gaza campaign, and then fill out the artist request form! https://forms.gle/PSM48b2gnTSn2yma7
Once your screenshot has been verified, your information will be forwarded. You will be contacted directly via email to sort out any further details!
You can check out our carrd for a more thorough breakdown of the process and all the links above. Thanks for checking this out; even if you can't donate, a reblog to reach more people is greatly appreciated!
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gideonthefirst · 3 days
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dash simulator
mutual #1: that is not joan baez
mutual #2: that is not joan baez
mutual #3: that is not joan baez
mutual #4: that is not joan baez
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gideonthefirst · 3 days
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the beatles are an infuriating band to me as a relentless contrarian. liking them is cliche, hating them is cliche, being indifferent towards them is cliche. it's impossible to have an novel or interesting take on the beatles in current year. like how am i supposed to win here?
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gideonthefirst · 4 days
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for some reason actually reading and mostly enjoying dungeon meshi has led to me being Much more annoyed by the posting than when i was actively not engaging with it. what's up with that
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gideonthefirst · 4 days
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"who gets to decide if art is "bad"?" me.
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is it OK to play music on a bluetooth speaker while biking on a recreational bike path?
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gideonthefirst · 4 days
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honestly fucked up that i’m not in a friend’s kitchen making mushrooms for us to share rn
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gideonthefirst · 4 days
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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
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gideonthefirst · 5 days
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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