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This one has got to be my favorite one so far

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

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"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

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boyfriend added badges to his homebrewed 3DS but something went terribly wrong and no matter what he picks it turns into House

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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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Go my scarab

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I Love Your Art. Please Draw Price Fatter.

you ask and you shall receive anon

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Ripped ghost truthers come to my doorsteps to die.

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

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I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath