I'd like to have a clear cut description. I guess idiot would cut it.
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you're barking up the wrong tree there dude. or, haunting up the wrong apartment imao
this was obviously inspired by this post by the awesome account of @nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes !
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Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
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Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)
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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
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Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard
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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
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Toasted Ham and Cheese Croissant Sandwiches: A Gourmet Guide
Ingredients
Meat
• 8 slices Deli ham, good
Produce
• 1 Micro greens
Condiments
• 4 tbsp Honey
• 3 tbsp Mustard, whole grain
Baking & Spices
• 1 tbsp Everything bagel seasoning
• 2 tbsp Mustard seeds, yellow
• 2 tbsp Mustard seeds, brown
• 1 small pinch Salt
Oils & Vinegars
• 1/4 cup Apple cider vinegar
Bread & Baked Goods
• 4 Croissants, large
Dairy
• 1 (6 oz) wedge roth's grand cru cheese, wedge
• 4 tbsp Fig butter
Liquids
• 2 tbsp Water
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