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as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

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Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

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My magnum opus of funny from my best one shot lmao

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yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.

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Whamseph and I will kiss u pls 🙏

MY BELOVEDS

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everyone needs that one friend they can say just absolutely deranged horny shit too. this is like crucial for your sanity

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Goblin

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This is why we protest police on the MTA. Anyone claiming this doesn’t happen apparently hasn’t heard of a speed trap before.

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snoopy image of the day

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I'm updating this once more.

Things aren't exactly great in my country right now, so I appreciate any opportunity you could give me. If interested, contact me through DMs.

Also, please consider sharing this around, it would help a lot.

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Hey I’d really appreciate it if goyim and even ashkenazi Jews would read and rb this

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Goff Gobbo Gal!

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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now