George: I'm the most responsible driver on the grid
Lewis: Yesterday you set tye bathroom on fire
George: There was a spider
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Oscar, singing to himself: You are the dancing queen, feel the beat of the-
Lando, kicking the door open: TANGERINE
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Max: Where's Charles?
Daniel: Oh, don't worry about Charles
Max: I'm sorry, have you met me?
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Lewis: What is your workout routine?
Max: Does running out of fucks to give count as cardio?
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Daniel: Danger is my middle name. Right after Suave and Darling
Max: Do you even know what you're saying half the time?
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Logan: I wasn't done talking!
Oscar: Well I was done listening
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Pierre: The glass is half empty
Esteban: I think it's half full
Pierre: I think you're full of shit
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Lando: I have a big problem!
George: Oh, math or real life?
Lando: Why would I have a big math problem?
George: I've seen it happen
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Charles: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is gonna be alright!
Carlos: How can you still say that?
Charles: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have
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Lando: Our hearts say yes
Alex: But George says no
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Yuki: Oh fifdlesticks
Pierre: Look, I get that this is a very tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language, alright?
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Charles: Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Charles: Update 2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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Logan: I'm very unsure of stuff right now
Oscar: When was the last time you felt sure about stuff?
Logan: To be honest I'm not really sure
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Pierre: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch
Max: What changed?
Pierre: Oh, nothing changed, I still think you're a bitch, I've just grown to like that about you
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Max: I relate to Merida because she's a kick-ass heroine
Charles: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
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Charles: *Makes a plan*
Pierre: *Disagreed with the plan*
Esteban: *Disagrees with the plan*
Pierre: *Agrees with the plan because who tf does Esteban think he is to disagree with Charles???*
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Alex: I check behind the shower curtain every time I go to the bathroom
George: Why would you do that?
Alex: Monsters, George, monsters
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