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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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What havoc have I caused?

Havoc to me. You've caused havoc to me.

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Batman playing fmk with the justice league:

"well, I have a strong 'no-killing' rule... and we all know I've already fucked most of you... So I guess there's only one thing left."

*gets down on one knee*

"Clark,"

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I'm so sorry lmao

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actual queer rep in media is like ‘kyaaah!! im a boy.. but i like boys?! >////<‘ meanwhile queerBAIT is like ‘From now, until the end of time.’

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Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.

Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*

Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!

Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.

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If Clark is kidnapped, he knows without having to ask that Bruce is going to hunt him down with the help of the entire Justice League. They’ll find him! He’ll be fine!

If Bruce is kidnapped, he’ll just sit there — maybe getting lightly tortured — and dread the arrival of all 17 of his kids, one angry Kryptonian without his emotional support human, Alfred having a RED moment, the Batcow, and all of the active JL members who don’t hate him right now (Hal Jordan will probably still come with, but he will complain the entire time)

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

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why is there no emoji for pinky promises. what have we come to as a society

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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

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Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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i don't call them "hand jobs" anymore i don't call them "hand jobs" or "blow jobs" anymore btw. i would never compare something beautiful to having a job