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I’m sure a ton of gifs of this video (aka the best video on the internet) must exist already but I’m too obsessed with it not to make my own (x) (x)

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thanks for tagging me, man! this is basically my fav piece of fanart everrrr, and i’m pretty sure it can be found on one of this person’s own tumblr pages - @19cam85, and should be reblogged from there! 

Scaper Art by CA Monaco

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ive been neglecting social media lately because i am in a bad place

which is annoying because tumblr is like the only place im even vaguely social but what can ya do?

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The way the media has been treating Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin’s dynamic during the Deadpool 2 promotion tour is giving me an insight into how all these homophobic fanboys can look past how blatantly queer the film is:

They think it’s all a fucking joke.

Josh Brolin has said repeatedly that he’s had a crush on Ryan Reynolds for a long time. That he admires him, that he finds him attractive, that his feelings for Ryan are complicated and unrequited but real.

And yet all I’m seeing are articles and youtube compilations about Josh’s “hilarious” “man crush” and how “funny” it is every time Josh talks about Ryan or they interact.

And I would suspect it was intentionally meant to be part joking and part queerbaiting for the purpose of fanning the movie’s hype except that:

Josh is out there correcting people who call it a bromance - saying “It’s a real romance”.

He’s having to tell people that “It’s not a joke”.

He’s calling interviewers out for laughing.

He’s saying that the only reason he feels weird admitting it is because people are treating his crush as funny.

And this audience attitude is the same one that allows Deadpool to come onto Colossus with the exact same context and tone he came onto Vanessa in the first film, and still lets straight fuckboys think it’s a joke.

It’s why Cable and Deadpool can explicitly flirt, and even have Cable do something as hugely self-sacrificing and romantic for the other man as he does, but there will still be people hypothesising that their strong connection is because Cable’s wife is Deadpool’s daughter or something.

At first I was annoyed that the film was too chicken to end with the two characters getting together, even though (without spoiling it for you) it wouldn’t have felt quite right for the plot so soon.

But now I’m suspecting that even if we’d had a passionate, candle-lit sex scene between Cable and Deadpool, these douchebags would still think it was some hilarious joke.

The franchise can capitalise on that homophobia to get more queerness into the movies, and to be honest it probably already has.

But I’m doubtful that they can do anything that’ll get through the thick skulls of these fuckboy-fanboys.

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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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I filed a complaint with a company and now they wanna speak to me on the phone and I feel woefully un-adult enough for this situation

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Yes💛💛💛🌈😍

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When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

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The Claw strikes

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OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

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Love Connie (John Cantwell) is probably gonna be my inspiration for like 90 OCs or something idk. (x, x, x)

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Jayne Mansfield + The Pink Palace 

Jayne Mansfield was a big star from the 50’s that loved to be in the spotlight, she understood publicity and was a sweet celebrity that treated the public with kindness more than anyone else! Everything in her was attractive - her body, her face, her style, her personality, and of course… her house!  In November 1957, Jayne purchased a 40-room Mediterranean style mansion at 10100 Sunset Boulevard in Holmby Hills, Los Angeles. The home contained 7 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms along with a dining room, bar, library, and wine cellar. The estate also included a 3 bedroom staff suite and separate guest home. Jayne had the house painted pink, with cupids surrounded by pink fluorescent lights, pink furs in the bathrooms, a pink heart-shaped bathtub, and a fountain spurting pink champagne, and then dubbed it the “Pink Palace”. Her husband, Mickey Hargitay, a plumber and carpenter before getting into bodybuilding, built a pink heart-shaped swimming pool - The finishing touch at the bottom of the pool read “I love you Jaynie” in gold leaf mosaic. Jayne decorated the Pink Palace by writing to over 1,500 furniture and building suppliers and asking for free samples. She told the donors that they could then brag that their goods were in her extravagant mansion. The pitch worked - Jayne received over $150,000 ($1,259,538 in 2015 dollars) in free merchandise! In 1960, LIFE magazine photographed the mansion and published pictures of the rooms - Jayne was very cooperative with the press and let them to enjoy some drinks at her Pink Palace’s bar to take some pictures of her

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@rosedawsontyler and @catiematie : thanks guys maybe one day it’ll happen ;w;

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 i wish i had friends to practice make-up on BUT I DONT U_U

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when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

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A mermaid and her girlfriend! Inspired by lionfish and the transgender flag, they’re both trans and they’re in love! (going to have these as a double sided bookmark available next year)

I might draw some other merfolk inspired by lgbt flags/colours.

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Space Precinct: 2040 (1995)