Hi, I'm Clay. This blog is mostly just me being a piece of shit who doesn't bother to tag anything. As for the title, that's a quote from a character I played in an RPG a while back, after whom this blog is named. I'm 22, identify as fuck if I know, and...
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
me: i’m gonna fix my sleep schedule, eat healthier, drink more water, actually leave my apartment once in a while to do interesting stuff, maybe even go to the gym!!!!