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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

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Good morning to doomed people only

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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le fishe

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Some more “what’s in my bag” posts from flickr. We have always been the same…..

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bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

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2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

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johnny ina crop top

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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

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anyway here's to disabled people who are not healing. disabled people who are not recovering, ever. people with disabilities that only get worse and worse over time. people who cannot access treatment for their disabilities or whose disabilities simply aren't treatable. people who know they'll only get more and more disabled as time goes on. people who know their disability will kill them sooner or later. you are seen, you are important, you are not dead weight, and you deserve support.

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Me pondering whether or not to out myself as silly with it

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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman